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Shitty Jokes

@shittyjokes

I come up with shitty jokes all the time. This is a place for me to share them with you. @ me with your shitty joke and I may share it!

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Joined December 2010
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What do you call an Italian who is locked out his apartment? Gnocchi (no key) #shittyjokes
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What does the internet drink when it’s dehydrated! Wikipedialyte #shittyjokes
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What do you call a hooker who can’t type? A type-hoe #shittyjokes
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What do you call a nice chicken? Chicken tender #shittyjokes via @calebarf
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What do you call a mean chicken? Jerk chicken #shittyjokes via @calebarf
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What do squids do when they fall in love? They get calamarried ❤️💍 #shittyjokes
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What is a Japanese bankers favorite type of chip? Fun-yens! #shittyjokes
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What is the most isolated cheese? Provalone #shittyjokes
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What kind of dogs do markers get? Sharpei’s #shittyjokes
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Why is the pimps garden always so wet? Because he’s got lots of hose. #shittyjokes
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What’s a blind mans favorite food? See food #shittyjokes via @SabPass
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What do religious rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray #shittyjokes via @SabPass
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Where do board games vacation? Paradise #shittyjokes
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Why do most Germans wear glasses? Because they could not see (nazi) #shittyjokes
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What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut? I’m a cashew! #shittyjokes via @Bowery_Bob
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A piece of sandpaper walks into the bar and says “can I have a beer?” and the bartender days “of course!” #shittyjokes
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How do you unlock a BBQ restaurant? With the smo-key. #shittyjokes
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Where does headache medicine live? Adville #shittyjokes
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Where does ibuprofen live? Advil #shittyjokes
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