Matt P

I'm slowly turning my whole existence into a burner account.

I dont say this alot, but I could use a medical grade huff rag right about now.

FYI: Earth Crisis's "The order that shall be" is the BEST Earth Crisis song. You know it, I know it. #Earthcrisis

My greatest achievement is talking someone into having diarrhea. My statements are literal brown note.

Just had a "conversation" with a old friend. So I'm basically the semi co-host of a ranting podcast called "Ol King Cuomo is At It Again". What a joy. #painfulfriendship #upstateny

Someone on Instagram is calling out Kodak to know their stance about recent protests, ect. Here's there statement: "we don't give a fuuucccckkk about anyyyything. Were just a shittty corporation (just like every giant shitty corp.) just keep buying the film. Thanks" fuck off.

Took 6 pictures today. That, is not ideal.

I would like my last meal to be hardboiled eggs and Miller Lite. RT if you have hardboiled eggs.

6:28am. My brand is suffering due to covid. Going to need my followers to donate 200 dollars each to my PayPal. You want my content? Dump your wallet you trash man. This is how businesses gets done. #gofundme

I walk though a lot of battlefields hoping to meet a ghost, but what are they gonna tell me? I need lotto numbers or some shit pal.

Don't focus on the work, focus on the pain. #bestofficepractice

90% chance I'm eating a hot dog for breakfast tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day.

Hey guys: listened to the same record from the 70's the entire quarantine. Here's my shit take.

Its Friday. Which means pretty much nothing.

Attempting to accomplish nothing. So far, steady.

If you could see my hair line right now, you would both unfollow and block me.

Just watched a Mom pull an arm back to slap a kid on a zoom meeting. #amensister #zooming