shitfoolssay

"I'm not concerned about the very poor" - Mitt Ronmey

I am not drunk officer - I only had a few shots of vodka.

When a woman says "No" she really means "Yes".

"Give me an extra large pizza with everything on it and a diet coke"

I love her and I cant live without her.

I dont have a drug addiction because I can quit whenever I want to.

‘Newt’s A Victim’ - Rush Limbaugh

"I want an open marriage" - Newt Gingrich

She got pregnant by accident.

what seems to be the problem, officer?