Inside Keke, driver gave an elderly woman bad 100 naira note as change, she begs the driver to change it, he started insulting her, the guy sitting near to her collected the bad note and gave her a new note. Driver asked d guy for money, he gave him d bad note Driver won craze

Kaka and Seedorf languishing down there while Kroos, Vieira and Toure are up there shows your football knowledge is wack

If you no buy Kiss today, you go buy KissKid tomorrow. Use your brain o

If you haven’t lived in places like Ita Oluwo, Ogijo, Akute, Oke Aro, Ogba Ayo, Gas Line, Aparadija, Mopol Junction, Owode Onirin, Ajegunle, Sango, Agbado, Ijoko, Lambe, Alagbole, then you’ve never really faced hardship. Living in any of these places alone can shorten your life.

One of the biggest scam of this generation na this turn your hobby to side hustle pressure. As if every single thing wey you enjoy must bring money Sometimes, na to sit down for veranda, chop good food, watch football, gist, sleep and do absolutely nothing without feeling guilty

If you want a footballing romantic who can break any defensive block with one magical pass and turn setpieces into goals, you pick Pirlo

You said I’m 5 minutes away and I’ve been waiting for you for 1 hour 47 minutes.

We go again today

Ení bá ma b'ésù jeun, Síbíi rè á gùn gan ni fa

The Beauty has the Beast Romeo has Juliet What do you have?

How its started How its going

The prettiest girls be having the flattest asses

Why is it that the aim of every usher in church Is to prioritize on waking people from sleeping in their father's house? Shay me cannot sleep in peace again ni

Dear HR

Sometimes in April

Now you know what it feels like when a nigga 🥷🏾tells you about his problem and all you could say is It is well or God will provide

Na trap! If a guy comes with real audacity, the next tweet tomorrow morning is Why are men so aggressive and entitled? Playing safe with How was your night is literally self defense at this point

Imagine you are outside playing with a baby with just a towel covering your body and as you throw the baby up, your towel looses grip while there are so many people around you Which one would you catch first, The BABY or the TOWEL?

When water too cold, e go bring out smoke. When e too hot, e go bring out smoke. You look calm on the outside, but inside, something is burning

Hacker to fe hack Isiaka, won ti ka o

Prosperity is comfortable but Poverty is an aggressive teacher. Being broke forces you to become resourceful, creative, and disciplined. It teaches you how to negotiate, how to stretch resources, and how to survive tough seasons