Boy mom, beach girl, bookworm, ball games. Juggling (never balancing) parenting and work while trying not to lose myself along the way.
Coastal Carolina
Joined January 2010
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Pretty sure Belly just challenged @Febreze_Fresh to prove they really work. #tsitpseason3
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Middle school math teacher moving to high school. Would appreciate any help! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/RU… #clearthelist
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Jack is headed to college next month. Sharing his wishlist. Surely someone I know wants to get him that Taylor Swift flag. Though he'd appreciate anything! Thanks in advance! 🩷 amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/35…
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Nothing screams “you don’t know shit” like the suicide of a really “happy looking” person.
RIP Twitch
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My best friend just got treated poorly and broke up w her bf and he forgot she’s logged into his espn and now she’s dropping every player on his fantasy teams and picking up free agents
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This cracks me up
I just imagine a whole ass board of directors discussing what their next tweet should be,and some intern rolls a white board into the conference room,and he dramatically unveils the companies next tweet:“Fuck”
Silence sweeps over the board room
Executives cheer
Occasionally, I remember I have a Twitter account. #TwoTweetsAYearKeepsMyProfileActiveRight
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Pewpewlasercraft.com @Lizz_Porter could use a #ColbertSmallBizzBump - 1 year after buying dream home lost everything in California river fires, and every sale helps! #womanowned #SmallBusiness great #customizedgifts and #novelties
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November is National Gratitude Month! Instead of being sharing thanks and #gratitude only on Thanksgiving, let's share all month long.
What's one thing that you're grateful for today?
