New Mom. Yogini. Sometimes I write. (LA via Chicago, STL)

Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2008
Normalize one year of maternity leave.
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Woohoo! – at Los Angeles, CA
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A one man protest. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Replying to @ATT
@ATT please help. My phone trade in promised for a $350 credit suddenly rescinded when I mailed the phone away?! I’ve only been given a one-time $5 credit?! Please apply the $350 credit as promised by rep in store and on phone when arranging shipping.
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I am so upset about being upsold and jerked around by @ATT when I try to upgrade my account. Holding us hostage in their store for two hours to wear us down and confuse us with all your bullcrap “promos”.
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Got yelled at by a bunch of Beverly Hills High School students tonight for trying to end their party.
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I didn’t know you could be on hold with 911.
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Me: I’m so glad that my kids aren’t exposed to commercials nowadays while watching their shows on streaming platforms. Me to my toddler: Watch this 10 minute compilation of uh oh spaghetti o commercials while eating your spaghetti os.
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Michelle Meywes ☮️ retweeted
If you believe that an AR 15 is worth more than a child you are an enemy of the American people That’s it. That’s the tweet.
If you want to ban AR-15s, you are an enemy of the Second Amendment. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Replying to @brenonade
REPORTER: "What else should be done to protect people like your little girl?" BURCHETT: "Well, we homeschool her."
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Its me leaving daycare crying bc one of the grandparents passed away and then walking into the teachers’ strike on my way to the coffee shop. 😭 m.youtube.com/watch?v=UTAxPh…
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Today my 3 year old daughter, who has spent her entire life in LA, called a scarf a “winter cloth.”
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Daycare wouldn’t take our kids today because we were 4 minutes late. But I still have to work! Makes sense. Sounds right.
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It’s not like I’m paying $4,000 a month for them to take care of my kids.
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But we’re doing fine. Everything is fine. The last 3 years have been fine.
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What is going on with progressive lenses. Am I just not supposed to see at all now because I’m old and decrepit and cast out?
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Do you ever make the bed and just get right in? At 4 in the afternoon?
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Man, we picked the right year to stay home for Christmas.
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