Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP tunnelbear.com/tweet

Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP tunnelbear.com/tweet

What if a chickens life mission IS to cross a road

A man on the subway told me I looked like a little Russian baby who has been sent off in a wicker basket on a ship #cool – at New York, NY

Feet are legends. Leg-ends. – at New York, NY

I know this is sad but some of the statements are reallly really funny when you keep in mind they are 12 year olds – at New York, NY

Woman on subway smells like a tube of Pringles. No Pringles in sight. Lord hear us – at New York, NY

9.35 is such an RTE time to start a programme – at New York, NY

A wheetabix seemed so much bigger when you were younger #gimmethree – at New York, NY

TGIF #amen

Mmmmmm porn

I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever

I'm gonna say that international women's day isn't hugely high up on mens priorities today

Some nutjob tipped me with a bag o nuts #nutty

camping out in IHOP for the day #winnerwinnerpancakedinner

Got my Erasmus in Barcelona and don't have a word of Spanish #olé

Love Facebooks new look👌

Nothing worse than a kid that smells like ketchup

Seriously just applied for a job as a secretary in a plastic surgery clinic on 5th ave😂 #newcountry #newnose

Black plastic bag....or a cat? #mindfuck