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InfoSec and Kubernetes Security. Glorified janitor. You can find me at the social network that shall not be named 😜: @shellguardians@infosec.exchange

Somewhere in Germany (Neuland)
Joined June 2011
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Replying to @YagoRodri1
@YagoRodri1 Fotos de EW anti-drone, sin verificar. xitter.cf/DanielR33187703/status…
1. A russian soldier surrenders to a #Ukrainian #drone by offering a trade. What is this thing that the russian is offering in exchange for his life? Is this a fair exchange?
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Why is rufus being linked to #AsyncRAT ? Is there a 3D chess move that I am failing to see? virustotal.com/gui/file/c6e6…
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Apparently you are a boomer if you remember Slashdot. Ok, I need to stretch more and drink water
Twitter is full of "security experts" that would certainly have done better than Uber in yesterday's incident. If they are that good, they should start applying for a job in InfoSec. We need their talent.
I thought that Linux partitioning with LVM (especially with the Xen hypervisor) was bad but Windows 10 is even worse. Getting PTSD after failing to extend the partitions in a cloned SSD drive for the tenth time.
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A genius at Microsoft decided to put the recovery partition at the end of the disk.
Game: Every time that somebody a asserts that Mac and Linux are more secure that Windows but then they cannot explain why .
To the developer that though embedding a web browser in an Excel sheet was a good idea. Well played, well played... EDRs are going 🚨🚨🚨
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I will be crying under my desk if you need me
I am amazed with people treating read access permissions in public clouds so lightly It seems we never learn
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Somebody said something like "A zero day will feed a pentester for a day, misconfigurations will feed the pentester for ever"
Received a phone call from a 'Microsoft agent' because they detected some problems in my pc. I guess this makes me somebody important in Internet, somehow.
SeCuRiTy be like... Wasted the whole morning investigating a false positive.
The week you are going through an audit....
We are evaluating the @cuckoosandbox for our team. First thing, we wanted to have a look at the documentation. whoopsie, the certificate has expired!
TFW a user reports a CEO phishing attempt and attacker failed hard at OSINT. The attacker is targeting the wrong company/CEO.
When you look at the fancy security tooling you wrote a few years ago with AWS Lambda, Terraform and all the cool stuff
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Current status. I need hugs :(
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Using Metasploit after 10 years and I don't know what I am doing .. I need to catch up real quick
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Trying to upload a meterpreter reverse shell to Kubernetes in a ConfigMap Didn't work out :(
Trying to harden a kubernetes worker "the old way" FIM be like: