•traumatized• •boy mama• •Matthew Allen•

Mentor, OH
Joined January 2017
my 3 year old “Mom, can you play Fix Ur Face by @machinegunkelly & @freddurst” “Sure buddy.” “Thanks mom it’s my favorite song.” “I love that but let’s not tell any other adults that, they might side eye mommy”
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I have never in my life laughed so fucking hard... I love my brothers, y’all. @WhiteClaw sponsor this kid.
I left my cousins funeral Friday, & started @machinegunkelly WKND right after. I’m a big believer in signs. So when he played lonely acoustic & the breeze finally showed up, I knew it was him. I miss you so much boogie. 💙
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playing lonely acoustic 4 hours after my cousins funeral was just fucking RUDE
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my muffin… I will cherish every day we spent together. You were the greatest gift in my life. I love you forever. Keep an eye on us 🤍 #MyCousinsKeeper
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this is about to be the best weekend in such a long time 😭
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Matt dying is actually so funny bc we had zero rules in our friendship/relationship except 1, and that was to NOT DIE
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I really gotta stop playing audiobooks in my car… sorry to the nice lady at dollar general…. Didn’t think you could hear me 🫣
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spent my Easter with a baby who won’t eat, won’t sleep, & won’t stop throwing up. I’ve eaten 1 poptart in 24 hours. But what’s there to be upset about?
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Saw this guy at Walmart.
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We’ve been on the waitlist for @97honestav for MONTHS & FINALLY GOT PICKED TODAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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this is the life; hold on tight 😉
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The Hunt continues ✍️
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my 2 year old will only listen to @RobZombie & I fear I am in trouble 🤣
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the balls on some people must be fucking MASSIVE
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Moral of the story, never hard launch on a random Thursday
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My father unexpectedly passed away on Thursday, February 27th from su**ide. If you’re able to help, my family would be beyond grateful. This tragedy was sudden and has left us reeling. gofund.me/91e811ad
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