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living vicariously through myself

Joined March 2011
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CEO of bad choices #TheBachelor
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Me after watching tonight’s episode of #TheBachelor
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#theBachelor Chris Harrison: ladies, tonight we’re going straight into the rose ceremony Mykenna:
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Peter whenever literally anything happens #TheBachelor
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“down to earth, no drama...” - Peter about Kelsey as if she didn’t just lose her gd mind over a bottle of champagne that she didn’t even care about I guess? #thebachelor
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Me (far left) if I were at #TheBachelor pool party
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Literary every single time I go to a nail salon, the ladies seem pissed that I showed up. Like I am super inconvenient for wondering if I was able to get my nails painted.
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I just cried in middle of Target after reading one Mother’s Day card.
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Did it take anyone else at least half the Homecoming documentary to figure out that Beyoncé filmed two shows (one in a pink outfit and the other in a yellow one) and didn’t, in fact, do insanely quick wardrobe changes? Or was that just me and @shkelbs?
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Now accepting applications for people who want to go to the zoo with me
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*sees a dog* god I hope he thinks I’m cool
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Waiting for someone to believe in me as much as Kaiser believes in the flu shot
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Things I’m currently handling well: 1.
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One of my biggest flaws is going too hard on the chips and salsa before any meal
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I just referred to Animal Control as Paw Patrol 🤦🏼‍♀️
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When you finish all the paperwork required to go through customs
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My parents keep referring to Uber driver picking us up tomorrow morning as “the limo”
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Unsalted pistachios are garbage, what was I thinking?
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Want to feel attacked? Wear ripped jeans to a family party
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