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Joined November 2021
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Planes that land safely never make the news.
Does marriage have any good PR?🤔
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This can’t be my life man
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Patriarchy existed to STOP OTHER MEN. You really think men invented patriarchy to hold YOU down? You are too weak, too fragile, too irrelevant for men to waste invention on you. Men invented patriarchy to protect their lands, food, money, resources, women and children FROM MEN. 500 years ago women didn't know what patriarchy was because it was SURVIVAL. No police. No 911. No guns. No cell phones. If a rival tribe wanted you, they killed your men, raped you, took your land, took your food, and married you off to their sons or kept you as maids, servants, and sex slaves. That was history. Patriarchy said: TOUCH HER AND YOU DIE. She belongs to this man, this family, this tribe. That was not oppression. That was a DEATH THREAT to other men to keep you safe. Pregnancy = 9 months useless. Breastfeeding mother can't run, can't fight, baby cries and brings wolves. Who hunted? MEN. Who fought bears? MEN. Who fought other men? MEN. Who built houses in snow? MEN. Who died in wars? 90% MEN. If men left women alone to be "independent" in 1500, you would have gone EXTINCT in one winter. No food. No fire. No protection. You are alive today because of patriarchy. Modern luxury - AC, Uber Eats, iPhone, birth control, police made yall RETARDED and ungrateful. You think world was always safe. You think animals don't hunt humans for food? Who stopped all these? Patriarchy. Men who built walls, laws, armies, civilization so you can sit on TikTok with fake eyelashes and say "patriachy oppress me." You are not oppressed. You are PROTECTED and too dumb to know it. Without patriarchy, you wouldn't be CEOs. You'd be extinct or a sex slave to the strongest man in your own village that’s been conquered by the enemy. Patriarchy is not why you are suffering. Patriarchy is why you are ALIVE to complain.
Patriarchy didn’t come from God it was written by men, edited by men, interpreted by men and enforced on women in God’s name.
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Don't let the fact that I'm deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you're in the presence of a genius.
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My birthday used to be a networking event
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Greatest Ballon D’Or Winner of all time. Earned not givin
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08' Cristiano Ronaldo. Ballon d'Or of All Time.
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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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We’re adults. Mutual effort or nothing. If you want to be chased, get a dog.
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When you bag your first bad bitch
Good morning 😁
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One of the Serbian student organisers, last year:
What these students in Serbia did will be studied for decades to come and be emulated around the world
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Gym progress is weird you look the same every day until one random day you notice the difference.
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>Went to Uni >Went to Gym >Day is over
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Can’t believe I’m at the point of actively avoiding Man Utd matches. There’s more to life than watching constant disappointment.
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Dlala Thukzinnn🗣️
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Supporting Utd in big 2026 is selfharm
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My next quest will be training for hyrox
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Going for this run drunk asf
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cold beer is top 3 inventions of all time
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