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Sisi ni Sifuna@nyawinyawira8Oct 27
One would think you're objectively attractive tweeting this 😂😂🤷‍♀️
⚖️Preston🇰🇪 (@pr3stonK) profile picture⚖️Preston🇰🇪@pr3stonKOct 27
😂Niko sure ni diabz ilipeleka hao vijana hapo juu rasu anaku💀😂
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L3wi.s@MnauwooOct 24
Ukiwa umesimama kwa mat then conductor akushow usquat ndio traffic police wasikuone is one of the reason i need a car😭😭
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St.Paul's University
@SPUKenyaOct 25
Guys,the graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA...OSINT update inasema gown ziko trailed by unserviced Prados, sijapata Number plate vizuri, nmeona tu 611 Z, we must have them by 29th ndio watu wapick as they prepare for 6/11/26. The graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA 🫶
St.Paul's University (@SPUKenya) profile pictureSt.Paul's University
@SPUKenyaOct 24
Zimekujiwa majamaa, 3:00 am... There are 5 people knocking at the university gate
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Mwende Njage@iammwendenjageOct 25
On this whole washroom debate, why is the burden of accommodation falling only on women?
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St.Paul's University
@SPUKenyaOct 24
Zimekujiwa majamaa, 3:00 am... There are 5 people knocking at the university gate
St.Paul's University (@SPUKenya) profile pictureSt.Paul's University
@SPUKenyaOct 23
Ndio gown zinatoka Laundry, zinakuja na expressway, flying at a speed of 200KM/hr. Any attempt to hijack them will be met with heavy resistance. Zikifika SPU nitawashow.
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@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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That side of twitter in a nutshell.
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🖤@deba2dxrOct 24
A woman can be drunk and half clothed and won't be raped if there's not a rapist in the room. Liquor and clothing don't cause rape, rapist do.
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Nyagz 🌹😚@RNyagssOct 24
I knew he cheated on me when he said ' Hii weekend yote nimelala pekee yangu' and I was like: ' As opposed to?'
🥂 (@ThubelaIsUp) profile picture🥂@ThubelaIsUpOct 23
This man keeps proving that he’s sleeping alone tonight and I know I’m about to get cheated on so bad 😭😭😭😭😔
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Audrey🌸🤎 (@tashleykaribe) profile picture
Audrey🌸🤎@tashleykaribeOct 24
Be shameless like men. Overpromise and underperform and act like it's nothing 😂😂
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@ilovelying333Oct 24
she is so real #respect
X2C (@SPIRITOFX2C) profile pictureX2C@SPIRITOFX2COct 24
Situationship dropped another banger
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Lubaby@its_Lubaby_Oct 23
There truly will always be a better woman 🤗👍
cornulda (@cornulda) profile picturecornulda
@cornuldaOct 19
- mi novio: me gusta como baila shakria - automáticamente yo:
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Muthoni Delima@rbmuthoniOct 23
This Ebola sounds so clever. Besides identifying countries having elections soon, it turns out it is also a matchmaker.
BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) profile pictureBBC News (World)
@BBCWorldOct 23
Nigeria and Kenya Ebola patients may have crossed paths at Uganda airport, officials say bbc.in/3W3ldyP
First Nigeria and Kenya Ebola patients may have crossed paths at Uganda airport, officials say

First Nigeria and Kenya Ebola patients may have crossed paths at Uganda airport, officials say

Officials say they both travelled through Entebbe International Airport on 3 October.

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mel ✴︎@floppedassOct 23
کیر مردهارو میبریدم میزاشتم تو دهنشون
لیلیث (@Zahra_77e) profile pictureلیلیث@Zahra_77eOct 23
اگه قاتل سریالی بودی، امضات چی بود؟
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M-Jay🪅🍉@JamesoflifeOct 23
Male humor is implying that penetrative sex is degrading and whoever is at the receiving end is being “defeated”. This is how rape culture is casually enforced through sports and then we wonder why male athletes get so much support from fans when they end up abusing women
M A V I X (@MavixRMCF) profile pictureM A V I X
@MavixRMCFOct 20
In case you missed the PSG vs Barcelona match, This is the highlight 😂😭🤣
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🐘@sm4ruuOct 24
I don’t know to explain but after the 6th unanswered call , I get into this flow of slate where I just can’t stop calling for the sake of it
Lunga (@lungsta_k) profile pictureLunga@lungsta_kOct 24
Crazy women >>>> 😭😭she left 102 missed calls yesterday
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Patpat💖🌸 (@_num4) profile picture
Patpat💖🌸@_num4Oct 23
Why do men jokes always be like 'rape hahaa' mnakuanga sawa kweli 😑
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@SirLVOct 23
A short hubby with a 50-50 POV would be my 13th Reason Why NGL 🤧
TurboDiesel (@alexmwanzo) profile pictureTurboDiesel
@alexmwanzoOct 23
You guys know how shit the economy is but can't date a babe who earns more than you coz you scared of kuachwa? Bois A dual income house makes work easy bro. Kama rent ni 30 that's 15 15 Among other bills or mmoja analipa fee mwingine rent . Anyways
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In season 1 of the mentalist and I'm shipping Lisbon and Jane😭😭please tell me they get together
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oopsallvibes@muthonimwang1Oct 21
But Kenyan men hamko good looking aki😭
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