Can improvise, can act, can write , can tell jokes. Don't sing, don't dance , don't ask me to sponsor your 5k run.

London
Joined May 2014
Its quite clever this #brextension approach. The weak Remain argument of demanding a #PeoplesVote vote as older leave voters begin to die off was always flawed. But this idea of delaying continually until we ALL die is utterly brilliant !
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BREAKING: The Daily Mail comments section is now starting to gather in Parliament Square. #brexitday #remainday
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I don’t want to leave the EU but I’m very keen on leaving the UK.
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You’ve got to be kidding me? Poverty stricken kids , ex servicemen sleeping in doorways , years of austerity - and you present me with THIS?? 😡😡😡
- Panoramic views 👀 - Six bathrooms 🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁 - A library 📚 UK government buys £12m New York apartment for diplomat to "promote the UK" bbc.in/2Fzjgz3
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I named my cat Farage because I can never find him when I need him . #brexit #gammonballrun
Touché. I named my cat 'Paris' because she's always kicking off. independent.co.uk/news/world…
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BREAKING: Nigel Farage has announced he plans to walk back to 1604 to save Brexit . He has called on people to sign up and pay £50 to join him although he confirms he only plans to walk back to last Thursday. #brexit #Bercow #GammonballRun
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Yup as I long suspected. The yellow vests are really just string vests sat behind a laptop with gravy dribbling down their apoplectic chins. #EpicProtestMarch
Hi millionaire elite property tycoon and Farage funder @TiceRichard, is this the "epic protest march" you've been talking about? Cos right now there are more people in the queue at my local Tesco #MarchToLeave #EpicProtestMarch
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Blimey 4 votes - but you know, it’s a clear majority nonetheless, the MPs knew what they were voting for , it’s a democratic process , give the MPs what they voted for , just get on with not leaving with no deal ! #spelman #brexit #nodealvote
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Ok. One Country Two Futures by D Cameron Once upon a time a great country decided to destroy itself.They banished the good people but kept all the bad ones. Some tried to stop them but the fools won out & the country went mad &died a lonely, sorry death. THe End ( literally)
A love of reading is one of the greatest gifts we can give children. Make sure you take ten minutes a day to #shareastory with your child. #WorldBookDay
Who would you vote for in the next General Election? #Brexit #IndependentGroup #TorySplit #LabourSplit
25%Tory Party
19%Labour Party
36%Independent Party
20%Other
146 votes • Final results
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Blimey. Life imitating art.
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Education comes in many forms - a text book is just one of those. How about cancelling just one shopping - sorry - inset day a year and allow children & teachers to elect something to learn & then protest about peacefully and collectively ? #ClimateStrike #schoolstrike4climate
I applaud and share the sentiment of young people wanting to address climate change - and am really proud of our 25 Year Environment Plan and UK record of decarbonisation - but school is vital and this protest could be done at the weekend or in half term
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Well if it’s any consolation to Theresa she won’t be the only person going to bed on Valentines night having been rogered in the process #Valentines #commons #TheresaMay
Roses are red Tories are blue If you don’t have a visa Then we’ll..... I’m struggling on the last line - any ideas ? #valentines
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Instead of 'Kind Regards' I now sign off emails with 'Trains Permitting '.
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Any recruitment consultants on here that can make sandwiches ? I've got the bread and cheese but strapped for time and i've an urgent roll that needs filling. #UKPunDay #latebutimworthit
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Happy Chinese New Year of the Gammon ( Brexit version )
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Just received my Equality & Diversity questionnaire from Fulham FC. I’ve done it and sent it back along with my own Defending & Scoring questionnaire which I have asked them to complete.
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Made some home made beer today , it only took 15 minutes to bottle it. Thinking of calling this first batch ’ Tottenham ‘ #bbcfootball #goodoneswrutethemselves
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Trying to get hold of an old mate from school by the name of Terry Cotter. Last I heard he was running an earthenware and ceramic pot stall in Lancaster market in the late 90's. Any help appreciated so please RT.
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