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Los Ranchos de Albuquerque, NM
Joined April 2017
Geekin because in the 7 months since opening a restaurant, next week might finally be the first time I’ll be fully staffed. I don’t wanna jinx it but I’m so excited to maybe, just maybe, have some semblance of a normal life again. 80-100hr work weeks are not it.
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I miss my friends, I miss my dog, I miss sitting down and eating out for a meal, I miss holidays, I miss cooking a meal for myself, I miss sleeping more than 4hours a night, I miss bingeing tv. I really fuckin miss the little things in life.
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At The Party - Kid Cudi is asking to get flipped by @Tapebbeats
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Wait technically would be it be getting dripped by Tape B
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I think the USA should be split up into 5 different countries based on regions (Southwest, South, PNW, NE colonies, Midwest) Hawaii, Alaska, Texas, and Florida should secede and become US Territories instead. Makes more sense to me than 50 independently governed bodies.
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South Dakota North Dakota like cmon
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Each state has different laws. That’s not One nation under god, that’s a nation divided. Splitting up the USA entity based on regional and cultural factors to form these countries would make more sense. And the USA would be the overseeing body like the EU.
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There is no reason New Mexico and Arizona should be different states.
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mikey on a bikey retweeted
This is what goes through my mind while trying to fall asleep after tripping
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I love seeing big cats act like widdo cats
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I just wanna go to tulum and vibe to 🏠 in the 🌴
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90% of my messages are asking for help
Plz. I need to see everyone’s text msgs from raves cuz this would be such a hilarious thread
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Worked out for the first time in months. Excited to be back on a routine
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This is true. I bought the entire stock of a certain pair of Target sweatpants from all the stores in the greater Albuquerque area. I’m hoping it lasts me until retirement. I’m 27
as a man enters his 30s, he develops an appreciation for standardization. for example, five years ago, i threw out all my mismatched socks and bought 30 pairs of the exact same socks in the exact same color. when i find jeans i like the fit of, i buy a few identical pairs. last month, i got a shirt i liked so much, i went back to the store and bought out their stock of my size, just to have in stock when the first one wears out. i wear the same outfit every day like a cartoon character, and it imbues me with tremendous power
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Basic economics in a capitalist system: Its amazing how more people dont get how this works -
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New Year 2024 Seoul Korea so cool as that 😊 The winner xitter.cf/JerusalemDiary/status/…
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🔥⛴️👋🎄🚂 I don’t think there’s a word created to describe this aesthetic
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El Chapo
Without Googling, can you name one famous Mexican?
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Every once and a while, a video comes along and blows your minds. 🤯
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