@shailfish

I’m only here to complain

 Jacksonville, FL
Joined May 2009
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Welcome to Jacksonville all these lanes are about to merge into one lmao
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We really need to normalize being accepting of someone declining an invite to something.
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Imagine changing your online dating profile description to mention that you won’t date vaccinated people 😬😬
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this. this is what we need more of. fuck the dumb shit.
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Reached the point in my life where there is no longer an option to hold it when I need to go to the bathroom
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SWARM@houseofSWARM27 Feb 2021
i think it’s about time for some new music what do u think 👀
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If Panera is in your top 5 you are vanilla as a person.
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Adam@adamgreattweet24 Feb 2021
youth pastor: you know who else was considered a daft punk
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Twitter, you figured out our cryptic message. If this gets 21K retweets, we'll make it happen. RT to Make Teal Primary, #DUUUVAL
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Liv :P@liv_username14 Feb 2021
oh the gap on my resume? i can totally explain. i was hanging out
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Every new business name in Jacksonville be like: 904 BOLD CITY JAX JAGS DUVAL LLC
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SWARM@houseofSWARM10 Feb 2021
i have been discouraged lately. my brain tells me that i need to quit. i’m out of my league. everything i have accomplished is a fluke; i got lucky. well brain, fuck you. i am here to stay and the best is yet to come. you are worth more than your brain says that you are 🖤
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk7 Feb 2021
🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶
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@taeflakes_1 Feb 2021
Feels great being able to do this again😤 📷: @shailfish
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If you’ve got a black Ford with black rims you are a cop
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I'd pay good money to see Michelle Obama go low just one time.
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People that go live while driving wanna die so badly
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Go Jags@MrChew31314 Jan 2021
Don’t think khan really knows how to manage a football team
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Now that Biden won, watch me not wear his name on my hat and not put a giant Biden flag on my truck and drive around with it for 4 years like a fucking weirdo.
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