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Do you ever catch yourself reading or watching something that was clearly created by AI and have to quickly snap yourself out of it and go look out of the window
Stop buying stuff and save your money for your children
Cars are shit and we only have them so we can pay more taxes
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We’ve reached a point where your manager’s AI is telling you to use AI so you can respond to their AI more efficiently
Am I the only one who didn’t really give a shit about being locked down?
Stay at home and do what I want all day seemed pretty rad
I just realised I don’t post content because I’m generally unhappy and I’ve got in my head that only happy people post content because all those content creators seem so damn happy
Just start I guess…
How they started:
Nintendo → playing cards
Nokia → paper pulp
Samsung → dried fish
Suzuki → weaving looms
Tiffany & Co. → stationery store
YouTube → video dating site
Slack → video game
Sharp → belt buckles
Raytheon → refrigerators
DuPont → gunpowder
Berkshire Hathaway → textiles
LG → toothpaste
Hyundai → construction
Toyota → automatic looms
Lamborghini → tractors
Colgate → candles
3M → mining
Hasbro → textiles
Instagram → location check-in
PayPal → crypto for Palm Pilots
Shopify → snowboard shop
The worst part are those “shoes” with holes in
Almost everything you see and touch is plastic.
- The hardwood floor sealed in polyurethane. A plastic.
- The walls painted in latex. A plastic.
- The vinyl windows. A plastic.
- The faux leather chair you sit on. A plastic.
- The nylon carpet under your feet. A plastic.
- The foam in your mattress. A plastic.
- The light switch. A plastic.
- The non-stick PTFE skillet. A plastic.
- The PEX tubing feeding your taps. A plastic.
- The PVC drain pipes carrying it all away. A plastic.
- The acrylic caulk along your baseboards. A plastic.
- The toilet seat. A plastic.
- The kids' toys. Obviously.
- The shirt on your back, the socks on your feet, the sheets on your bed. Probably a plastic.
You live inside a polymer.
Stop celebrating the clocks changing because you’ll have longer days and more sunshine
Respect your circadian rhythm and resist the attack on your body mind and soul