Mentally I’m here

Rainy season is back, so lock in before you get locked out

Porsche designs are timeless

2026 and analogue speedometer 😮‍💨

So we can’t even do a bbq now this country is a joke

My cousins kid said ‘do I have to pray isha during the eclipse’ 🤣

Screen time 24/7

How does one have an east London accent but have access to this beauty

Enjoy your wealth, never forget your Lord

White peach is my type

Beep beep baby

Since you’re taking a while to come thru, today I won and it was 2 v 1

What a wonderful worlddddd

Eat good, feel good, live good Alhamdulilah

I don’t speak Pashto, but Pashtun hospitality is 10/10

England is certainly beautiful

My cousin asked me why don’t you have a BMW, I told him yes I do it’s right here, he said no I meant a beautiful Muslim wife 🤣

Going IKEA is like being invited to everyone’s house at the same time

I don’t like the brand, but I do like their coffee

You can’t scam a scammer (it’s a joke)

I don’t speak French but je suis francais