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comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/NqCyCoulNQ

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Joined March 2013
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if we all stay in bed, what are they gonna do? pull us out? while we’re still in our jim jams? i don’t think so
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catching up with #rhoslc and absolutely obsessed with meredith slurring through her torah portion
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i can't explain it, but original cast album: company is a christmas movie
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not sure if i experienced a glitch in the matrix or if i was just in DUMBO
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i took a break from here and the first thing i see is that somene is 31 and "afraid" of sabrina carpenter's sexuality so i'm out again bye
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first of all, plenty of people vote to shut the door behind them, it’s sad but true. second of all, what is the point in being like this. what comfort does it give you
David Corn (@DavidCornDC) profile pictureDavid Corn
@DavidCornDC6 Nov 2024
Perhaps massive deportations will affect how they see Trump.
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sorry but leftists are coping just as hard as libs rn. Kamala didn’t lose bc of Palestine. wasn’t close enough to be that. voters want trump. Regardless of why. the left NEEDS to recognize we’re currently marginal and unorganized not pretend we already have a huge base.
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hypothetically speaking, what would happen if i took my dog’s trazodone? hypothetically!
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The dirty secret is that there’s no one that better represents America than Donald Trump. Rapist, tacky billionaire, charlatan, racist moron.
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yuck
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checking out. gonna watch the craft.
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really loving my lexapro right now
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i mean there haven’t been any surprises yet
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really happy i’m leaving the country tomorrow night
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In all seriousness, no matter what happens we need some sort of grassroots movement to deprogram fascism
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i’m at a Buffalo Wild Wings in the middle of the day. do i miss the suburbs?
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you know there’s a direct correlation between the disappearance of erotic thrillers and this country going downhill, i’m just saying
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what is kamala Harris going to do to bring about the erotic thriller renaissance?
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After this very serious election let’s do one goofy one
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now do hole
Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) profile pictureMerriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster5 Nov 2024
pole = 💈 poll = 🗳️
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y’all were getting fingered to chubby checker shut up
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cum on baby let’s do the twist? disgusting
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