I'm not a Cleveland fan, but fuck anything that comes out of Florida. Especially a trash 90s expansion team. But, they're gonna win tonight. All I want to see is Brewers vs Cleveland in the WS.

Getting support Trump spam texts from Canadian area codes is kinda odd.

My wife is chaperoning a nephew's trip to DC. She just referred to some of his classmates as "Dumbass MAGA kids." 🤣

You'd think with all this technology autocorrect would be better.

All I can say is fuck the Dodger dick sucking anouncers. They're down 3 games.

Is it me or does Polymarket sound like a dating app for swingers?

Memes have been straight 🔥 this week, and ain't nothing that crazy happened. Something wild is about to go down.

Hell yeah! Let's go Milwaukee! @Brewers

On the porch with the Parquet Courts. That'd be a good lyric.

Let's fucking go! @Brewers !

Let's hope the @BuffaloBills can send the other L.A. team home as losers tonight. #FuckTheRams

Let's fucking go @Brewers! #FuckTheDodgers

Here's to hoping that Brew Crew can knock the Dodgers out of the playoffs! Let's go @Brewers !

Most days it's hard to remain a @dallascowboys fan. Today is most days.

For the first time ever I had decent brisket in the Midwest: Bee's BBQ in Over the Rhine Cincinnati. I was actually impressed, as was my grill master wife.

Wow @jonstewart 's guest on the @TheDailyShow sounded like an AI version of a human being.

Apparently I've angered the pepperoncini contingent. Sorry folks, it's the worst pepper.

"Are these magic grits!?"

Almost had good luck with @SouthwestAir, but my flight is delayed, no notification, gate changed, no notification, quarter mile sprint in the Denver airport b/c it says we're boarding. Get to the gate, haven't even got the pee-boarders on. Seriously WTF is wrong w/ this airline?

The wife doesn't know it yet, but I'm bringing her back an asada taco from her favorite taqueria in San Antonio.