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Seth Kelly

@sethkelly

Writer, editor, creative director for FCBNY. Views expressed here are my own.

 Montclair, NJ
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Joined April 2009
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Jury manager to the 345 potential jurors rambling around a Zoom call this week: If you can't find the mute button, you can still mute by not talking.
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How ‘bout them #Dawgs
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The campaign to thwart the 2022 return of the McRib begins now. Who’s with me?
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The latest entrant in the crowded field for "Most 2020 Headline of the Year" award.
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@deray30 Sep 2020
Now, you know Trump couldn't condemn his base, the white supremacists. #Debates2020
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@JoeBiden14 Sep 2020
Weapons of war have no place in our communities. We need to ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines.
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#JusticeForFloyd Support The @LegalRightsCtr of Minneapolis.
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Yes, watching #SnoopDogg listen to Let It Go in his car did make me feel a little better. Thanks for asking. youtube.com/watch?v=lTz-_xfU…
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White Claw, you've been relegated to gateway drug status. It's about to get weird for the spiked seltzer bros.
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Hard Seltzers ran so we could fly
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It appears @NJTRANSIT limited their pre-track work planning to printing brochures instead of how they would actually handle capacity. This @NJTRANSIT_MOBO train had passengers pouring out . Next train was canceled. Cc: @CommutingLarry
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Prediction: @ufc and/or #NSAC strips #Khabib followed by vacant LW title fight between @TonyFergusonXT and @TheNotoriousMMA with @TeamKhabib, following some kind of perfunctory suspension, getting the winner. See you in July 2019, sports fans.
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Fireman on our disabled @NJTRANSIT train: “They are hooking up another engine. Should be 10 minutes...and not a cable company 10 minutes.” And thus the pecking order has been established. Cc: @CommutingLarry
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And yes, I laughed. Even after sitting on this train for 90 minutes I agree with the implication that cable companies are worse. Just not by much.
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Five stops to go and it’s already SRO on #NJTransit train 6214. What are you doing to improve your service @NJTRANSIT? @CommutingLarry #njcommute
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Smoke Monday just took the early lead for Best Name in #CollegeFootball. Unrelated, this is the first and last nice thing I have to say about #Auburn. #GoDawgs
Spotted a Mercedes G Class sporting a massive “America First” sticker. How... #MAGAish
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While generally positive, I cannot begin to comprehend the level of optimism required to open an accessories kiosk on the floor of #NYPennStation
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#MichaelCohen pleads guilty. #PaulManafort convicted on 8 counts of Manafortin'. @PostMalone made it through an emergency landing and is ready to party. What a day, #Murica, what a day.
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.@adidasoriginals stopped making Rod Lavers?!? Can a guy check out of society for a couple years to have kids, move coast to coast (twice) and return to a semblance of footwear normalcy upon return?
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The answer is yes. @robcorddry is my spirit animal.
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