@servingpisces

🇪🇸🇲🇽 | mommy 🧸🎀 caffeine addict 🔋 | highly favored, divinely protected 🦋✨ if you’re reading this, i won 💋

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Joined July 2016
don't check my twitter for shit fr cuz the only clue ur gonna find is a middle finger right up ur ass! spin on it bitch 🖕🏽💋
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Dimples, full eyebrows, gorgeous smile, flawless complexion, no moles or acne, cute button nose, soft lips… Idk to me I’m basically perfect, I can definitely see why an ugly bitch would hate me.
Never been hated by someone I would switch face cards with
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¿Y si para limpiar sus pecados en vez de darse vueltas con una gallina dejan de cometer los peores delitos imaginables? No sé, piénsenlo
These are the people controlling the West!!! Really!!
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Meanwhile I’m like ohhh of course you & your friends hate me… I’m smaller than ALL of y’all 😭
When one bitch don’t like you they be trying to recruit the whole world to not like you😂😂😂😂😂
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If Muslims did this pagan ass shit, you’d never hear the end of it.
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Do none of these fucking people work for a living, what the fuck are they all doing in halloween outfits in the middle of the fucking day in America
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A time was really had last night 😩
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We will not be lectured by a generation who watched videos of kids playing the games they wanted to play or by the generation who watch live streams of people living the lives they want to live daily… absolute blasphemy
Millennials are fake nostalgic for like anything. There's no way y'all gaf about Rugrats and Hey Arnold that much
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And so she carries MY blood with her grandmas name from her daddy’s side 🩷 forever honoring the legacy of strong, brave women on both sides 🪽
Patriarchy: “A daughter ends the family line.” Biology: “Only a daughter can continue the maternal bloodline. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down exclusively through the female line.”
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Aurelia loves Korn, Limp Bizkit, & Rage Against the Machine so freaking much she headbangs & dances to them 😂🤘🏽she’s still not the biggest fan of SOAD but that’s ok because I’m gonna play it anyway until she is 😈
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Hmm I think it’s time for some tanning today 🥰
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Replying to @RabbiJeffx
If they ✡️🇮🇱 are willing to deceive God, you shouldn't expect them to be honest with anyone else. 🤷😮‍💨
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did it hurt when you tried to hex me and it backfired immediately causing your life to spin out of control into absolute peril?
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I sleep so good at night because I don’t have the weight of a bunch of lies resting on my shoulders lol. Clear conscience, clear mind!
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I don’t enjoy laundry but I do enjoy washing all the sheets & blankets
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Literally wish I could go just one day without hearing that annoying motherfucker’s voice. Just ONE.
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Hey girl, any particular reason your chopped best friend STAYS popping up under “People you may know” on literally ALL OF MY SOCIALS? A random bitch I’ve literally never met in my entire life btw. Just losers enabling other losers to be bigger losers.
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i only take advice from happy women who love their lives & are having their way.
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my baby got me all of us new shoes this weekend & i loveee everyone’s choices 😍
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ESPECIALLY if they’re telling secrets that’ll ruin your literal life in due time
Your support system shouldn’t be gossiping about you
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