The paupers complaining about playing 162 games and possibly being ousted from the playoffs in little more than 24 hours from their commencement should consider playing better--pulling themselves up by the bootstraps--and winning a first-round bye. #guardsball

I'm honestly rooting for the #Whitesox. Houston scares me way more than Chicago. I'd just as soon not see Altuve, Alvarez &Co.

Summer baseball is great! It is our (U.S.A.) national pastime after all. October baseball, however, is even better. One bad pitch or one bad hop could be the difference between the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. #guardsball #MLBpostseason

who do you need, who do you love When you come undone? *can't ever keep from falling apart at the seams* *can not believe you're taking my heart to pieces* Duran Duran was bad ass. Credit where credit is due. Pretty sure I owned whichever CD had Hungry Like the Wolf on it.

inb4 Mamdani might be the next president You can't fake that (large, heartfelt standing ovation). Are all those people the IslamoCommieFurries? Mayor Zohran Mamdani on His Relationship with Trump, People in Sewers & ... youtu.be/9dSLJHS2Uns?si=DocI… via @YouTube

Howard Lutnick skeevs me most of all. Which is saying something because there are some serious skeevs running around in the spotlight. My skin crawls and I throw up a little bit in the back of my mouth whenever I see him or hear him. Kinda like Mark Levin.

Howard Lutnick says he hopes Trump’s tariffs will eliminate China’s ‘army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little, little screws to make iPhones’ so they can be built in America by robots fortune.com/2025/04/07/howar…

Commerce secy Lutnick: Someone asked for 10 Trump Gold cards- 'That’s $5... youtube.com/shorts/krIgEkyfB… via @YouTube

This 6 second clip is all that I can find of the interview of Howard Lutnick handing out "tiny screwdrivers" so all us plebs could make iPhones here (U.S.A.). Howard Lutnick "Army of millions screwing little screws to make iPhones ... youtube.com/shorts/owM0K8Jd5… via @YouTube

Pretty sure we (#guardsball) go with an extra offensive weapon in the 5-game ALDS. We have a well-rested staff and an off day between the first 2 games. Probably go with 12 pitchers and 14 position players for that series, before switching back to 13/13 for the ALCS.

What is @Bloomdaddyradio going to do when Hitler starts throwing out the trash that's just too damn small. Like the runt of the litter. That trash has to go to eventually. Once they get rid of the Mexican and Muslim trash, the defective white trash goes next. #fyirunt

Besides the Mexican trash and the Muslim trash, is there any other trash that you would like thrown out, @Bloomdaddyradio? You okay with the Natives? Or they drink too much for you? #BDS @iHeartRadio

I invite anyone else who is interested in living in a world WITHOUT the bigots and elitists to join me in boycotting @iHeartRadio until my demands are met. *our demands

I'm doing a #BDS of @iHeartRadio and ALL OF THEIR SPONSORS (to be named shortly) until @Bloomdaddyradio is fired or apologizes for calling Mexicans "trash." I'm sick of fucking looking at it and listening to it. #reapit

I don't get beat over the head with philosemitic bigotry enough by @benfergusonshow and @clayandbuck. The local sportstalk guy (@Bloomdaddyradio) just praised his dear leader Trumpstein for "taking out the Mexican trash." I'm fully boycotting (#BDS) @iHeartRadio. Starting NOW!

Just take their (@phil_hellmuth and the boomers) word for it. They're very concerned about YOUR JOB. The people who've never worked or haven't worked in decades are very, very concerned that YOU are working away in an Amazon warehouse or coalmine. The irony is rich.