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News alert: Play has been suspended at #GrandPrixHassanII due to a swarm of BEES
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Find out how Matteo Berrettini improved his forehand with the help of cryo-therapy
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Stop the presses! Elena Rybakina seething at Damien Dumusois after receiving a code violation for looking unkempt and scruffy
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Roger Rasheed: Call me crazy, but it's obvious to me that Carlos Alcaraz will win 61 slams
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#USClay update: OUT: Cliff Drysdale IN: Sam Sumyk Next: on-court interviews
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Neil Harman deletes Twitter account after claiming that #CopaColsanitas should become the fifth slam
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Meet the #CharlestonOpen characters 🎬 He was once defaulted for forgetting to wear sponsor-mandated watch in the post-match interview. He's obsessed with video games. His moonball defines beauty. Jack Sock is The Flaming Giraffe.
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Snuggle with this photo to bring the player good luck at #GrandPrixHassanII!
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#CopaColsanitas update: OUT: Nadia Petrova IN: handshakes Next: Jack Draper
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Patrick McEnroe column: Why Roger Federer Has The Best Shirt-Rip Of The Big Four
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Tennis Twitter roundup: some of y'all have never cried over the Iga dance and it shows
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Doubles update: Schwartzkacz bins Thiesock 6-3 6-7(7) [10-8] #USClay. There were some amazing hotshots but you're not allowed to see them.
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Just in: Goran Ivanisevic announces that he has written an autobiography entitled Soccer Player Buying The Tournament: My Life in Tennis
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Magda Linette drags Ubaldo for his stupid questions following early #CopaColsanitas exit
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#GrandPrixHassanII press conference: After loss to Raonic, Cristian Garin refuses to answer questions not related to new tennis ball venture
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Tennis Channel presents: The 5 most exciting balltosses in #GrandPrixHassanII history. It's Sevastova vs Brown for no. 1!
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#GrandPrixHassanII press conference: After loss to Edmund, Steve Johnson says "this match did not spark joy"
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Jack Sock withdraws from #GrandPrixHassanII due to being extremely injured
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Tennis Twitter roundup: STAN LIST: Tier 1: John Isner Nadia Petrova Lleyton Hewitt Tier 2: Jeremy Piven Elena Dementieva Tier 3: a local technician a local concierge
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IBM Keys to the Match: Borna Coric must win less than a handful of inside-out half-volleys #USClay
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