@serriadarling

NYC📍Writer | Publicist by day, cheeseburger connoisseur by night, sad 24/7 ✨ | subscribe to my weekly Substack "cheers, jeers & meres"

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Joined July 2010
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Baseball stadiums are wild because grown men who won’t tell their own wives they love them, will stand and beg for a used baseball from a 22 year old boy. Are you guys ok??
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"Only in NYC" she whispers to herself, moseying from her couch sleep to her bed sleep at 9:38pm
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I'm seeing grown men carrying poster boards around in fidi... are you guys not doing PowerPoints anymore??
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cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticJan 2
Fleabag (2016) is Phoebe Waller-Bridge announcing herself as a generational voice.
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@TheCinestheticJan 2
What’s a 10/10 British TV series?
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Betches
@betchesluvthis29 Nov 2025
open the schools
chris evans
@notcapnamerica28 Nov 2025
The children are on TikTok saying she’s covering Ariana Grande’s 7 Rings 😐
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Therapist casually referred to our previous session as "depressionville" so, yeah, I'd say we are riiiiiiiiight on track
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Waking up and remembering Diane Keaton passed away yesterday and it wasn’t a dream
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THIS FUCKING SMASH HIT

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Can't write an email without ChatGPT, but suddenly a lyricism expert? Oh yeah I'm sure
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This is why I remain on the internet
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster26 Sep 2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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they should do this for the summer i turned pretty finale too
Historic Vids
@historyinmemes16 Aug 2025
New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale, Times Square, 1998
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SHE HAS A TRACK CALLED “ELDEST DAUGHTER” all the eldest daughters in the timeline:
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Kia 🩷
@xevekiah4 Aug 2025
i’m under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean
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Superman being pro-Palestine and Fantastic Four being pro-life has created big anticipation for me surrounding where Spiderman will stand on universal healthcare
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erika@yeeeerika28 Jul 2025
A Bug's Life (1998) radicalized me
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Nothing much just checking my LinkedIn notifications at Vans Warped Tour Befores, you??
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I've always said this sooo true
Yves ౨ৎ
@yvessirae5 Jul 2025
life hack: you can't be sad if you are asleep
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The biggest recession indicator I've seen? A rise in beautiful, well-produced, high quality TV commercials for cereal & milk
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kawaii 🪼@magicmoxo16 May 2025
High-functioning depression is wild. You’re crushing your to-do list while actively fantasizing about disappearing. It’s a performance. And some of us deserve Oscars for hiding it.
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