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Joined January 2014
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We need a slur for white guys with sports gambling podcasts
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A great example of American freedom at its best can be seen every day at @AMCTheatres… Where passionate attendees, many of whom possess almost no basic cognitive function, spatial awareness, common courtesy, and seemingly escaped from some sort of evil lab where they were grown as an experiment to piss me off, go home to enjoy all of the same rights and freedoms as you and me. Truly inspiring.
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Our 4th annual Alone episode, where Ryan, Shane, and Tony are joined by @fballabsurdity’s Jeff Krisko, Waleed Ismail, and our very own Josh Chuboff to pick the 3 guys we’re bringing in our 2026 fantasy survival packs this year! Here’s a mood board podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Really funny to see mfs who pay for twitter “dunking” on Jayden Daniels for trying to milk every possible cent out of NIL. Either you love capitalism or you don’t, bootlicker
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CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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My longform piece on the "Bellcow WR" trend that we're going to see in fantasy with the increased reliance on multiple TE sets, how to approach it in drafts, and the new PPR scam of the current meta can be read for free here: footballabsurdity.com/2026/0…
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I don't know about you but if this was me I'd hurl myself off that mountain head first
I don’t think you understand what ChatGPT Voice unlocks I went on a 4 hour hike yesterday. Through the northern California redwoods. Got more work done in those 4 hours talking to Voice through my AirPods then I do in 8 hours at my desk Work can be done ANYWHERE now 45 minute drive back using self driving? Now 45 minutes I can talk to Voice and work on side projects 20 minutes in the cafe? I can sit and talk to Voice and when I get home I have drafts on my computer for my newsletter for the next month Being able to just use your voice to talk to a super intelligence that controls your computer is unlike anything we’ve ever experienced before I don’t even care that the voice sounds human like, or you can interrupt it, or any of the wild advancements they made to the tech It’s the fact that it can control my computer, meaning all I need to get incredible work done is talk through my AirPods anywhere in the world that is the major game changer for me I don’t think people truly understand the implications of this yet Why even have a desk or monitor anymore. Work can be done ANYWHERE now The key is your set up: 1. Choose one device (preferably an always on desktop) as your main “headquarters” device all your work gets done on 2. Get the ChatGPT app on all your other devices (iPhone, iPad, laptops, Mac Minis) 3. Set up ‘connections’ in your settings so that all your ‘node’ devices can control your ‘headquarters’ device 4. Go legit anywhere in the world. Turn on Voice. Ask it to brief you on your projects, give you a recommended next step, then spin up new threads to do work I really don’t think work looks the same moving forward.
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Mood board for episode 245, where we cover British food and the Philadelphia Eagles! Listen to it in your podcast hole podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Mood board for episode 245.5, where we cover the 2026 Dallas Cowboys and San Francisco 49ers! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Gonna be real funny when Connor blows his shit smoove off
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Mood board for episode 243: where Shane covers the Carolina Panthers and we pledge to keep pounding forever. Find it on all the podcast sites podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Aaand episode 242.5- a mood board for the Ravens and Bengals team previews! Episode out now podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Episode 242 now streaming on various podcast sites! Attached is the episode mood board for the Raiders team preview podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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This sums up the entire argument on what losers stand on which side of the aisle
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Mood board for episode 239- the 2026 Chicago Bears team preview episode! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Mood board for episode 239.5- covering the 2026 Indianapolis Colts and Seattle Seahawks! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Mood board for episode 237- our first offseason research episode of the 2026-27 season featuring the Dolphins and Saints! Listen here or wherever you pod: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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"So what's your take" "This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent" "100% disagree"
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Our rookie draft guide is still up and active! 100 pages of fantasy relevant information/profiles. Venmo @ Shane-Hill-5 with your email address and you’ll get your copy ASAP! 100% of money will go to the National Indigenous Women’s Resource Center
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The 4th annual THfantaC rookie guide is now live! 100 pages of fantasy scouting available today! Venmo Shane-Hill-5 for a copy. It's $5 and 100% of the money goes to the National Indigenous Women's Resource Center! Put your email in the text of your payment and we’ll send it
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