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@serojss

i would die for english breakfast

Joined December 2024
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g@serojssSep 9
Ya allah sukanya jadi cantik, banyak privileges dapat. Terima kasih ya Allah. #doneperasan
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I am so anxious that if you send me a text w just Hi Aidila or Good Morning, I will not breathe until you send the rest of the message. Which is why I don't do good morning messages. I say good morning and here's why I am texting you all in one long ass message 😂😂
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FUCK HAHA
ton_pere_vol2@puipui_vol213h
Le japonais qui rédige sa lettre de suicide parce que sa crush de la maternelle l’a recalé (il est professeur)
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Am@Aemer_13h
Malaysians ilek je tgk citer Thailand buat filem “sejarah bersama” Melayu-Thai sbb Langkasuka adalah warisan sejarah untuk org Melayu dan Thai sbb dua2 negara ada otak tahu baca sejarah bukan yang mcm beruk sekor tak sekolah tu😂😂
FitriTukimin@FitriTukimin20h
Interestingly, around 20 years ago there is Thai film named "Queen of Langkasuka" which is quite well known among Malaysian since it is fictional story based on historical figures, Queens of Patani which related with history of Johor and Pahang.
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Replying to @sjfi_twider
Hebat juga negara Indonesia ni. Macam macam dieksport ke negara jiran. Tapi yang peliknya ekonomi tetap barai, rakyat tetap miskin. Mana peginya duit duit berniaga tu entah
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Duduk cyberjaya je, kemain anak tak reti cakap melayu. Sampai baca BM pon bunyi macam baca buku France. Millennials dengan bodoh mendidik anak2 dengan taksub bahasa asing ni no satu. Lepastu salahkan gen z yang lemah
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Filter negara miskin tu macam filter warna kuning dalam movie Hollywood. Perasan betul indon ni ingat kita nak roasting dia
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@unmagnetism4h
babi diroasting trus sama tetangga katanya filter negara miskin😭😭😭😭
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yoo they've started attacking each other's writing systems 😭😭 I will never be able to leave this app
2nd@rxriqoOct 25
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🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽
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There’s no point arguing with Japanese people lol. They’re declining in birth rate. Their women don’t want their men. Their men fap to cartoons characters and comics. Their technologies are losing to China and South Korea. It’s a dying society.
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Good luck sabah Sarawak, Keluar Malaysia dijajah china (if not already). Your leader are too corrupt in the indonesia level, and delusionally think that they are like LKY. You are dooming your own people and next generation
Justine@polietzzOct 25
On the steps of Victoria Parliament, Melbourne. This is ridiculous and unacceptable @AusHCMalaysia.
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Weh dinner vegie, esok aku makan nasi kandar fr
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World is damn crazy man? Hahahahaha fuck lahhhhhhh so selamani aku kena sexual harras tu im just being petty sebab pelaku bukan taste aku???
HAYA of Akhir@Haya_Akhir94Oct 24
Replying to @rjanzall
Ini bukan rape... Rape is LIWAT Cabul is bila kau kena sentuh tanpa sebab, then sedar org tu not ur taste, terus buat report kt management n polis n become national headlines sbb that person is someone's son with another case n the pesalah is someone gak
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Malaysians call it curry/kari sbb kita kena beza dgn gulai. Kari - Lebih pekat. Jarang/pakai sikit santan. Guna rempah India (daun kari, biji sawi, hinggu biji halba) Keyword: Dried grounded spices Gulai - Lebih cair berkuah. Santan++. Guna rempah India + tempatan (bg kantan, serai, lengkuas) Keyword: Pounded wet spice paste
Ooi Beng Cheang@luxentXOct 24
Menarik, di India mereka tak panggil 'kari'. Di Malaysia kita selalu sebut kari ayam, kari daging. Sekarang tertanya adalah kari ini ciptaan British ataupun benda unik dari Asia tenggara?
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Jenis2 lelaki yang patut dijauhi - Tak solat (ni paling penting) - Kencing tak basuh (ni berkait dgn point no 1 sebab orang kalau jaga hygiene dia tau it’s for praying) - Merokok - Hisap dadah ganja - Tak hormat ibu bapa - Tak fit, no health awareness - Baran - Syiah - Gay - Kaki perempuan - Rempit - Pro-Riba
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Non-sexual nudity. A woman's body is a true definition of a work of art
cecília▽@lesbociliaOct 24
eu genuinamente amo nudez não-sexualizada e ficar admirando como o corpo feminino é lindo e perfeito de qualquer jeito
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Tak mampu, balik naik kereta jem 16 jam la bos. Takdop ore letok parey tekok suruh naik ECRL. Harga standard lah tu. Mungkin paling murah rasonya kalu kira harga per KM berbanding negara lain. Malas nak tanya AI, sek mu cari sendiri.
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Replying to @serojss
Jangan compare anak dengan jiran sebelah dari kecik. Puji bila achieve something. Raikan setiap pencapaian walau kecil. Ye, regardless hidup di rumah kecik or rumah besor
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Do they seriously think pork has some kind of supernatural effect on Muslims? Fking morons
Asian Dawn
@AsianDawn4Oct 23
🇰🇷 Muslims try to build a mosque in South Korea. The Koreans hold a pork BBQ in front of it 😂
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Sebab solat tu wajib. Apa yg Allah wajibkan kena buat tak boleh tinggal. Perkara pertama disoal bila kita mati pun pasal solat dlu. Tinggal solat sia sia laa amalan baik kita yang lain2.
Andi@andi_jaybeeOct 24
Ada orang tanya kenapa tetap solat walaupun buat dosa.. boleh share pendapat korang ?
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