24 (she/her) || idek what this acc is anymore

Jorking, WA
Joined April 2023
my corset and my tits:
im sorry for being so tight and right all the time
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seria 🌸#BringValkoBack retweeted
lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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seria 🌸#BringValkoBack retweeted
QUIERO A MI AMORCITO QUIERO A MI AMORCITO QUIERO A MI AMORCITO QUIERO A MI AMORCITO QUIERO A MI AMORCITO QUIERO A MI AMORCITO xitter.cf/lanisespect/status/210…
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seria 🌸#BringValkoBack retweeted
If you’re 24-27, you’re at the peak. Slay and take no prisoners. Please don’t focus on career and long term partnerships. Focus on what truly matters: substance abuse and having fun.
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eles vΓ£o fazer isso comigo amanhΓ£
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seria 🌸#BringValkoBack retweeted
β€œlove is in the air” WRONG. LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 WE’RE SO CLOSE TO WINNING BIG 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 I KNOW IT 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰
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seria 🌸#BringValkoBack retweeted
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I took a Career Aptitude test and the only Careers that it matched me with were The Town Crier or Becoming a Statistic
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seria 🌸#BringValkoBack retweeted
neither girlfriend nor wife material but something much weirder and unexplainable
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seria 🌸#BringValkoBack retweeted
stupid girl has an eternal fear of never being good enough and pretty enough for the person she likes (i’m the stupid girl)
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where tf are yall finding cute clothes? preferably cheap but not so cheap that it unthreads itself in the washer?
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seria 🌸#BringValkoBack retweeted
get obsessed with being interesting again. read weird stuff. take the long way home. learn an instrument. sit by water. talk to old people. fall in love. get your heart broken. live. routine is starving your soul
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seria 🌸#BringValkoBack retweeted
Replying to @omarsbigsister
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seria 🌸#BringValkoBack retweeted
I often find myself withdrawing from my friends and feeling like I have nothing to offer them but then I actually hang out with them and have a blast and I'm like oh yeah forgot I have the Everyone Hates Me and Wants Me To Die ℒ️ disorder
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my valko headcanon
Why do u always get the same size or bigger when u become a werewolf? what if u got smaller. what if u became a dachshund
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seria 🌸#BringValkoBack retweeted
*taps sign*
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How killing myself looks like when im at work:
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ah great, they're burning the beans at both now
Starbucks is exploring a potential $41 billion takeover of Chipotle, according to Financial Times. The deal would become the largest restaurant acquisition in history. (ft.com/content/79cef26a-e5e9…)
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"logically smart" = playing sudoku and solving a rubik's cube
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