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An update: Just got a call from Senior PSI of Vile Parle Police Station. Meeting him tomorrow & he has assured that strict action will be taken against the offender.
Godrej Properties’ tagline should be - Naam bade aur Darshan Chote. Quality of construction is pathetic
The sad excuse for law enforcement called Mumbai Police has gotten so pathetic. This vehicle hit my car & the driver was refusing to pull over. Called the cops on 100 & they refused to note down my complaint. Should I take law in my own hands now @MumbaiPolice @VileParle_PS
I am none of the people you mentioned. You are just a sad, lonely person who begs for attention by creating controversy. You have no manners, no social media etiquette & definitely do not possess the maturity of a Doctor. The attack on Vidit’s family was uncalled for.
Maybe they wanted matters of national security to not get leaked outside. The Abdullahs have been known for their public admiration of terrorists like Yasin Mallik
Interesting and important: So J and K chief minister @OmarAbdullah was not even invited to security review meeting called by HM @AmitShah in Srinagar. If the elected CM is not involved, how does on hold him and his govt accountable in any manner? Buck then stops with LG’s office in Srinagar and the home ministry in Delhi. Surely greater co-ordination is needed between Delhi and an elected govt in Srinagar, no? This is a moment when every stakeholder must work UNITEDLY. 🙏
Hamaara faith itna weak nahi hai ki Shawarma bikta hua dikhe tou upwaas tod denge. Humko road pothole free chahiye Mr.Nirupam. Kab doge?
#WATCH | Mumbai, Maharashtra: Shiv Sena leader Sanjay Nirupam, says "From tomorrow, the holy festival of Navratri will start...A large number of Hindu devotees will observe fast and worship the goddess. In such a situation, Shawarma stalls are open on the roads in Mumbai and non-veg is sold there, this is hurting Hindu sentiments. There are more than 250 such Shawarma stalls in Andheri East. Today, we are going to MIDC PS against this and requesting the police to shut down the shops selling non-veg on the streets at least during the days of Navratri...Someone selling non-veg in a closed restaurant, they can do it, but selling non-veg on the streets during Navratri days definitely hurts the sentiments of Hindus..."
Seriously? Police should lock up free criminals instead of free speech. If you don’t like something, don’t watch it.
Filed Police Complaint against @BeerBicepsGuy for his vulgar speech under BNS 296. “Would you rather watch your parents have sex for the rest of your life or join in once and stop it forever" - This is absolutely crossing the line #Beerbiceps
Complaint filed to Mumbai Police & Regional Police Station SHO.
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Mera watchman bina daaru piye Sunil Pal se acchi comedy karr leta hai.
Maturity is understanding Porn jokes/Incest jokes etc Can do much harm than good to young minds.
Sunil Paul views on this type of comedy-
Very well said 👏
#RanveerAllahabadia
#samayraina #BoycottLaila #Beerbiceps
Hey @amazonIN - Please look into this. This laxity is not expected from you
@amazonIN @AmazonNews_IN @AmazonHelp . I am having a terrible experience from with Amazon services right now. I recently purchased the Sony Alpha ZV-E10L camera from your site, expecting it to come with the 16-50mm lens as per the invoice attached.
RIP Sir
The clock has stopped ticking. The Titan passes away. #RatanTata was a beacon of integrity, ethical leadership and philanthropy, who has imprinted an indelible mark on the world of business and beyond. He will forever soar high in our memories. R.I.P
Thank you @DeadAntCo
Comedian @sendtomandar tells us all about his standup comedy journey, his debut solo 'Shubh Mangal Savdhan' and his latest offering 'Aale Pak'.
Read now 👉 bit.ly/3XXzavw
I don’t know why we should be supporting a government whose campaign slogan was - India Out & they received majority votes too. So if the majority of a country is Anti-India, why should the money of honest Indian taxpayers be used to fix their economy?
I am delighted to welcome President Dr. Mohamed Muizzu to India. During our talks today, we discussed ways to improve economic linkages, connectivity, cultural connect and also cooperation in sectors like climate change, water resources, agriculture, fisheries and more.
@MMuizzu
