𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇 !

...oh. oh no. i'd never forgive myself.

. . . honestly babe, i think he'd be upset at you thinking a flying couch would even scratch him

( also tosses couch out of window ) there. can't be couched now for my bad choices. that's thinking two steps ahead.

hey, uh. gimmie like... one sec, okay babe?

... you're saying we don't have insurance on the tv i just tossed dramatically out of the window?

& don't i know it. but we totally comped insurance for this when we got it, right?..

god 𝐀𝐍𝐃 anime on your side? who said you need to have superpowers to truly have power

aw look babe. you've changed up the references. i gotta course correct us, STAT! ( walks over to wall, picks up flatscreen tv & proceeds to throw it out the nearest window ) just imagine it crashing to the ground in slo-mo, 'kay?

but if a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live

how can they tear you apart... when. they tear. me. apart. . lisa.

i'm so happy i have bane as my best friend, & i love @evergliding so much