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xander

@sendcaffeine

send me pics of your dogs// icon by https://xitter.cf/t.co/DyJT1D77u6

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Joined September 2015
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Liberal Redneck - Nuclear Dealbreaker (Excerpt; full vid on YT channel) #IranDeal #IranNuclearDeal
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the turd i wiped on my donald trump novelty toilet paper is more qualified to run the country than donald trump
when the current president isn't doing jack shit so the remaining former administrations have to step in xitter.cf/BarackObama/status/905…
Barack Obama (@BarackObama) profile pictureBarack Obama
@BarackObama7 Sep 2017
Americans always answer the call. OneAmericaAppeal.org
college is bullshit i have to pay money to do math
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fellas, is it gay to have money? i mean, you're literally carrying pictures of other men in your pocket 👀👀👀
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The craziest part of all this was I WAS HAVING LUNCH WITH @alyankovic WHEN SOMEONE TOLD US WE'D BOTH BE GETTING STARS. FOR REAL.
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Liberal Redneck - Midnight in Paris (On the Doomsday Clock) Full video on YT page love yuns.
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Quintuple #chestbinder giveaway! RT + follow before 06/18 for FIVE chances to win a Shapeshifters binder. tmblr.co/Z7FAaw2M6__wO
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Come to Cretaceous Period in next 4.5 million years if u want an ass kicking
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POTUS really showed a lot of dexterity here by being able to tweet this with Saudi Arabia's dick in his fucking mouth. xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump4 Jun 2017
At least 7 dead and 48 wounded in terror attack and Mayor of London says there is "no reason to be alarmed!"
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23-year-old Ariana Grande is showing more dignity & grace in the face of terrorism than the 70-year-old man supposedly leading the free word
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d@shanceonly5 May 2017
plot twist lgbt ACTUALLY stands for Let's Guillotine the Bourgeoisie Tonight. This is actually 1790's France.
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Image from Parks and Recreation (@ParksAndRecPics)
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Image from Parks and Recreation (@ParksAndRecPics)
Image from Parks and Recreation (@ParksAndRecPics)
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Image from Parks and Recreation (@ParksAndRecPics)
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i kno this has probs been done but listen i love them
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Replying to @myfrydude
I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF
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snail race vote then retweet
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