like someone said, 'we're all sinners, relax'🥴

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2019
shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
are you not embarrassed
I don’t have a bf anymore so idk who to vote for or what to do generally
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
I need a dimly lit tipsy dinner with a tall, tatted nerd telling me I’m pretty the whole night
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
Another sentence wordsmithed together in a way I didn’t know was possible
You cannot flex on me with a nigga I had suckin dick.
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
I can’t lie to yall man, as a single man with no kids who’s having his way in life for the most part, I am not incentivized to vote…I would even say taking the time to register and to go out to a poll is a waste of my time…id rather go to the gym or read up on stock options.
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
Me calling my sister because I heard a fresh family rumor so we can investigate it together
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
Lord have mercy on us, we are disproportionately outnumbered by foolish people..
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This Jalen Hurts situation is a prime example of your job not giving a fuck about you.
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
A baby would ruin my life 😭
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
I’ve tasted being a size 10 and I’ve tasted being a size 16. I recommend just loving your body in any shape, size or form you find it.
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
skai jackson must've deleted snapchat cus why the fuck is it so cold outside
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
Baby if you died at that job today they would have you replaced by friday
Can we talk about the guilt that comes with calling in sick at work? 😭
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
20-10-20. six years later, and somehow, things have only gotten worse. rip to everyone we lost. 🕊️
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
I don’t know how the AT&T people at Costco do it man. Just sit there all day constantly getting denied and ignored. Gritty.
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
i'm dtf (Down To Form a genuine connection)
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
Make love seff give me chance 🤣
I don't know who needs to hear this, but please give love a chance again
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
“are you locked in?” no i'm tucked in GOODNIGHT
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
Yo man perfect until you check that fucking phone!!! Would’ve been at the clinic the next fucking day. Probably the same day depending on what time i found out!!! This is so fucking EVIL!! Men are fucking EVIL!!!
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
Please Don't start pulling them long ass jackets out looking like candy man & Shít
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shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️ retweeted
It’s only Tuesday… whew.
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I don't care if every poll says Democrats are winning by a mile. That's what they said about Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris. Ignore the polls. Go vote.
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