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sara

@semscott

former gwyneth paltrow apologist, phillies fan, patio marg enjoyer

 Glenside, PA
Joined April 2011
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Today's Cute Critter of the Day is Genevieve from Madeline!!
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leo@vesuviuxSep 23
“it’s cabaret (1972)”
connor ⭒ (@hobertcoded) profile pictureconnor ⭒@hobertcodedSep 22
when the deluxe reveals the entire showgirl era was a satire of american materialism. it’s the great gatsby, it’s hollywood by madonna, it’s cabaret (1972), it’s norman fucking rockwell, it’s robert altman-esque
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Apparently, 90% of the first responders who died in 9/11 were Catholic. There is something to be said for the programming a catholic upbringing instills you, even if you don't really believe anymore. What is ambient Catholic guilt during a normal day turns into a willingness to die for someone else in a crisis.
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girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”
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bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) profile picturebald ann dowd@ali_siviAug 6
wait ok so how is everybody just like handling everything
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erika@yeeeerikaJun 6
george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)
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Philadelphia
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saw this and felt compelled to show all of you
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I get so focused on Braves fans that I always forget there’s actually a second pro stadium full of hicks doing the chop.
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the biggest pop star in the world is about to have a delco sister-in-law who rides for the eagles harder than anyon i've ever seen and i'm supposed to think philadelphia is not the center of the universe?
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breaking bad walked so the summer i turned pretty could run
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God I love New York. Where else can you get an iced coffee.
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han@ruemj11 Jul 2025
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The Caesar Salad turns 101 today.
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Harry (@hdwmovies) profile pictureHarry@hdwmovies2 Jul 2025
can someone reedit this movie with a different song over this scene. literally any song
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my friend group in july 2025
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BLURAYANGEL 🦇 (@blurayangel) profile pictureBLURAYANGEL 🦇
@blurayangel30 Jun 2025
My friend group in July 2025:
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i’m actually going to fix my life this month. or maybe make it worse we’ll see
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sorry to Own you guys waiting for the walk sign, but i will cross because i saw no cars are coming
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If you’re scared of Philadelphia you are weak and your bloodline should not prosper
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that one surgeon in the pitt who looks like a haim sister
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