Junichi P Semitsu 🍥

I wonder if the umpire feels out of place being the only non-Japanese guy in the frame. #NLDS #ohtani #darvish #higashioka

At the rate that the Padres keep adding rally animals, my office is going to end up looking like the San Diego Zoo. #RallyMantis #RallyGoose #DancingPeacock #sandiegochicken #LFGSD #ForTheFaithful @Padres @NationPadres #KTF #BeatLA

I love it when @PEZCandyUSA spoils movie secrets through their dispensers. I guess we now know that Phase Five of the @Marvel Cinematic Universe will end when Kang the Conqueror is killed by Iron Man’s son, Pepperoni Stark. #MCU #SLICEnsing #ShangCheese – at Laguna Niguel, CA

At an event for @MikeLevin, @POTUS spoke and reminded me how he he is a fountain of empathy. When Joe saw a kid holding a sign about their being stutterers, 46 shared his struggles & inspired that kid to never be defined or limited by his #stutter. Beautiful moment. #mypic – at Oceanside, CA

The @freestylelove crew at last night’s #freestylelovesupreme show at @TheOldGlobe was all that & a bag of rump roasts. Favorite parts: @Too_JEllis spitting extra verses on the gospel of Harry Potter & @aneesafolds offering marital advice. ❤️ #flsontour #IrregularSizedPrograms

Who wore it better? @VP and @SecondGentleman or us? Off to Game 3! #GoGiants

Had to wear my @ACFresh21 #goat shirt while hiking the Mojave Desert w/ 15 Nubian goats. At one point, the goat-herder asked for potential names for newborn kids. Ecstatic to report that there are now two goats named ALEX and CARUSO @ the Yogi Goats Farm. #carushow @Lakers – at Yucca Valley, CA

My kids asked why I spend so much time following election returns. I told them it's because I care about their future and our democracy. And that’s true. But also, I’ll be damned if I miss another $50,000 question about presidential voting results. @MillionaireTV

The AP has called the election for @MikeLevin! So thrilled that #CA49’s best representative ever will continue fighting for my neighbors and me! (Note: My wife, who appears to be doing karate in this photo, is not his fighting instructor.) #BlueWaveContinues

How disappointing it must be to run for president but still not be famous enough for news stations to find a picture of you when they announced results.