Steelers fan. MTG player. #1 cEDH Phage player. Good enough to 0-3 a PT draft. Played Bogles before it was cool. Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪
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If anyone is looking for a way to show some disrespect to the EDH community, consider this: Lose as fast as possible in the MTG equivalent of a monk lighting himself on fire.
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We should have been less surprised when the people who brought you "Every possible IP reskin of Monopoly" applied that logic to another of their products. Anyways, enjoy your Star Trek prereleases, you slop goblins.
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I used to think that the weird scream TIE fighters made was stupid and unrealistic, but now, having heard all the electric cars and the weird scream they make, I'm having second thoughts about my opinion.
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What we are learning from this season is that George Kittle has healed his Achilles heel and consequently has no weaknesses left and is invincible.
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You ever go to a chain restaurant you haven't been to in a while and the food is like way way worse so you immediately pull out your phone to check when the chain was bought by private equity?
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What would the banlist look like for a Universes Within Standard format? It would be: MKM, OTJ, BLB, DSK, DFT, TDM, EOE, ECL, SOS, FDN
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A Reality Fracture storyline where Jace has to fix the multiverse by forever sealing off the UB sets would fix me
We cannot possibly fathom how cringe and shameful the potential UB shortlist is that is being bandied about on the WotC slack.
I'm talking "Arby's: We Have The MTGEats" level embarrassing.
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My HoF ballot
- Secret convention center bathroom
- That one RCQ judge that gets a ruling soooooooo wrong in your favor
- Player meetings after you're already seated for round 1
- A box of sleeves that doesn't have any defects and doesn't shred after 2 rounds
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At one time, MTG was grounded in the idea that the cards represented two wizards dueling with spells. The UB sets are completely divorced from that foundation, leaving the flavor of the game adrift in a capitalist hellscape. I genuinely dont think its a fixable problem.
UB sets are a one-way street of prostitution, and we, the players, are the hapless johns. The way you can tell is that mtg isn't being added to the FF world, or TMNT, or Marvel, etc etc.
Every World Cup game is an opportunity to learn the country of the unknown flag you've seen flying behind like 30 cars today.
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