Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.

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Key. · Oct 18, 2026 · 10:56 PM UTC

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Key.@KayJanay__21h

Yes and I want to elope. Don’t want to plan all that. Let’s spend our money on something else 😭

LEN@jaaayLENoOct 17

I think I want a very private proposal

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E. · Oct 18, 2026 · 10:20 PM UTC

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E.@itselisaaaaa21h

hey, die

if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_Oct 18

Lmao I be so communicative when I just start dating a girl. Be telling them “hey I’m gonna be a little busy the next couple of days so sorry for the slow texts backs”. And they be loving it. Whole time I’m out whoring

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m𑣲cèo · Oct 18, 2026 · 12:10 AM UTC

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m𑣲cèo@maceomarzottoOct 18

i got that sitting in the car shit bad 😭 i been at Walmart for a hour

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Up1™️ · Oct 17, 2026 · 11:16 PM UTC

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Up1™️@damnITdameeOct 17

Y’all be saying “def” cuz y’all can’t spell defanently. I peeped.

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sems · Oct 17, 2026 · 8:40 PM UTC

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sems@s3mionemOct 17

Man with the way i’m feeling these days, you could ask for my name and i’d cuss you out deadass

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spooky pink slime princess · Oct 18, 2026 · 10:28 PM UTC

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spooky pink slime princess@bettyjaws21h

when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit

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eguapo 👑 · Oct 17, 2026 · 1:37 PM UTC

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eguapo 👑

@thetrillgentOct 17

I stepped off the elevator and this older Black woman gon say to me “I hope you going back upstairs to get your jacket” and that’s exactly what I did. 😭

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gabi⭐️ · Oct 18, 2026 · 1:50 AM UTC

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gabi⭐️@zcrfGabiOct 18

Quando a câmera mostrou o carro eu quase morreu de rir

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@yoxicsOct 16

Kai Cenat was vibing out driving his new mini car through town not realizing he was causing traffic jams behind him 😭

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mari 🫦 · Oct 18, 2026 · 5:08 PM UTC

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mari 🫦@DabombbestmariOct 18

having my own is cool and all but sometimes I want a real nigga to step in and take this weight off my shoulders.

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Sesame Chiccen · Oct 18, 2026 · 2:04 PM UTC

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Sesame Chiccen

@LoccdawgggOct 18

I would’ve drawn a gun

kate@ilyktlynOct 17

playing uno and they just made me draw 16 cards

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Zay · Oct 18, 2026 · 9:59 PM UTC

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Zay@zayiceman17122h

Who put this shit on my TL man 😭😭

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@COLDGAMELEEEK23h

When I was a young nigga bout 6 years old my pops used to shower wimme not on no weird shit but on some pops shit yall niggas know how it is pops wash yo ass nigga scrub u down till one day istg cuh I tried to reach the dove bar onna flo cause his ass dropped dat bitch n I reached down to grab dat hoe n dat nigga dick smacked me right cross my fohead n istg brah I got da same shit YB got on his head but dat bitch onna right side and I never forgave dis nigga fa dis shit brah nigga been locked up n I been praying a nigga in dat celly dick em down for what he did to me brah my hoes be asking what it is n I tell me I got grazed but its my pops big ass dick dats what it really is

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