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Knoxville, TN
Joined November 2008
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Jennifer Johnson retweeted
Stay in line! So long as you are in line at before the polls close it is your right to vote.
Jennifer Johnson retweeted
These grandkids planned to surprise their grandma at the airport dressing as t-rex but she heard about it and planned her own surprise.
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Instead of nightclubs I want a 24hr library with hot chocolate stations, a dessert bar, coffee machine, big comfy chairs and beanbags, blankets, dogs welcome, just people who want to spend the evening reading alone, together, peaceful, a cosy fire, plants, an indoor waterfall.
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This is the ideal marmot body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
ALT A large marmot standing upright on an outcrop at Rocky Mountain National Park.
Jennifer Johnson retweeted
Astronaut Matthew Dominick captured this video of #HurricaneMilton from @SpaceX's Dragon Endeavour spacecraft, docked to the @Space_Station, as it passed over the Gulf of Mexico on the morning of Wednesday, Oct. 9: xitter.cf/dominickmatthew/status…
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We begin the day in silence because God should have the first word. We end the day in silence because God should have the last word.
- Dietrich Bonhoeffer 🙏🏽
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my hottest take about the billy graham rule is that it made sense for specifically billy graham.
a specific man who was known as "america's pastor" did not want to ever put himself in a position where it could appear he was abusing his power.
most men are not billy graham.
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CHRISTIANS: We will spread the Gospel by spending a week in the Third World, and maybe go on safari!
GOD: I am going to bring the Developing World to your community. BTW, they already know and follow me. Just welcome them and care for their needs.
CHRISTIANS: No, not that way.
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We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.
Jennifer Johnson retweeted
Speak midwestern 101
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about
Ope = excuse me I’m sorry for moving by you
Welp = a time to go statement before slapping your hands on your knees signaling you’re getting up
Jennifer Johnson retweeted
Not enough adults are understanding that they have to create moments of happiness in their lives. Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks stocked in case of a bad day. You have more control over your joy than you think.
Jennifer Johnson retweeted
I wish more people talked about how painful it is to grieve someone who is still alive.
Jennifer Johnson retweeted
Five years ago, @holland_tom suggested that someone should find a song to represent each of the 66 Biblical books (sorry Catholics, Orthodox, etc.). The following is what I came up with.
Rules: no bad songs, no church songs, no repeated artists, and nothing too obscure. Read on!
Jennifer Johnson retweeted
Women wised up to the fact that majority of men want kids in a way a child wants a puppy knowing full well the mom is going to pick up after it and do most of the labor required. Men don’t train to be loving empathetic and present fathers the way women are expected to be mothers.
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