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Developer Productivity @Splunk | It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.

 Durham, NC
Joined April 2013
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OMG DON CLAIMS HE "BEAT" POKEMON, HAS NOT CAUGHT 'EM ALL... TRUMP: "GAME ENDS WHEN YOU BEAT ELITE FOUR"
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I missed #startup life so f’ing much
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Maybe this year will be better than the last
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👏🏻 Look outside of technology to find novel solutions to problems 👏🏻
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"people are the cause of, and solution to, every problem."
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Pleased to announce I’ll be speaking at the 46th(!) CMG IMPACT 2021 (virtually) on business value and observability! cmgimpact.com
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See also: SRE
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@eugenezwu110 Nov 2020
Feels good walking into 1:1's with your manager knowing they're not out to get you or make you feel like garbage at the end of it.
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@kvlly14 Nov 2020
Is there a rule somewhere that says all recipe sites have to be terrible? I appreciate that you took your dog to the park and the leaves are changing colors, but I just want to cook
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folks talking about biden’s money while trump family shits in golden toilets is prime 2020
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The escalation of tech sales emails after you’ve signed up for a trial is pretty impressive. “Hi, Chris. I’m ASSUMING you didn’t see the previous 5 messages. I GET IT, you’re out there living life and don’t have any time for ME.”
Posting TO Twitter about Twitter being down. Man is playing 5D chess at this point.
are you one of the, uh, twenty- or thirty-odd designers in the world who loves the shit out of data visualization, ops tools and designing for engineers? then you should prob get your ass right over here, _stat_. -> jobs.lever.co/honeycomb/c801… 🐝
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Junior developers: "I can't do one damn thing without Googling it first. When will I become a real Senior Developer?!" Senior developers: 71 Tabs open on Google 21 Tabs open on StackOverflow Trying to solve ✨ONE✨ small problem
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I have to say out of everyone adapting from live audience to isolation, @hasanminhaj is absolutely killing it. In case you don’t watch Patriot Act: turbotaxsucksass.com
My Monday commute was... different.
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The most daring and important tv show I can think of. those who follow me know I make a lot of recommendations but I never say 'you must watch X' You must watch watchmen.
Watchmen
@watchmen18 Jun 2020
#Watchmen begins in Tulsa, 1921 and explores the legacy of systemic racism in America. We’re proud to announce @HBO will make all nine episodes available for free this weekend on HBO.com and On Demand, and will air a marathon of the series tomorrow at 1PM ET.
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So hypothetical - let's say you have an Asian employee who discovers racist Asian tweets from another manager within the organization - what should happen there?
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Pilot in Halifax, Canada drew a picture of a fist in the sky via @flightaware flightaware.com/live/flight/…
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One of the best care packages ever - thank you @mipsytipsy and @honeycombio!
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