Scott Sedore

I met a girl for a blind date once. She didn’t say a single word throughout dinner, finished her meal and walked out. I then checked my phone and there was a msg from the girl saying she couldn’t make it tonight... Who the hell did I eat with!? #WorstFirstDate @jimmyfallon

#shareacokecanada #TMLtalk

If you're a fish, and you want to become a fish stick. You better have very good posture

Someone should invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasty it is. #boom #micdrop

The girl in old school is merideth grey!? #MindBlown #GreysForTheWin

No bus stop where you want off? Press the button labeled"emergency stop"and you can get off anywhere you want #LifeHack @nateybird1 #TooEasy

Great night at the ranch starts now! #whenthelightsgodown #tiltawhirl #ranch

#WhenTheLightsGoDown #tiltawhirl

Big congrats to @tierney71 on his first G in the show #BigDeal #Whoop

Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves

Once you've seen one shopping centre you've seen the mall

Hockeys Magic vs. Bird #UltimateRivalry #TheJungle #93vs21 instagram.com/p/t8eHmOgbql/

Keys, check. Wallet, check. Phone, check. What you do to yourself before you wreck yourself, check.

Hittin the links with tbruce18 #BigBrotherProgram #TheyGrowUpSoFast instagram.com/p/s2jlo3gbp2/

Told the guy at Starbucks my name was bueller, I hid while he made my coffee. He's now repeatedly calling out "bueller" #6$WellSpent

Linked my watches together to make a belt, turned out to be a waist of time @omgthatspunny

Another great #CanadaDay at the trailer #brothers #5daybender instagram.com/p/p8s7aKAbvD/