🎗️ Parody Account CA: 8t5FggSQmHR8Q3xKg6dpopdYQRMGjWmqD2k7cb2HmguX TG: https://xitter.cf/t.co/1zs1afMg4m

Solana
Joined March 2024
🚨Sahil we have been made aware of your recent shenanigans within the Solana ecosystem. We now have your ID and will be cracking down further in the coming days to restore balance to the blockchain.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Judge orders SEC to pay $1.8 million in damages for abusing its power against crypto company 'DEBT Box.' Sorry agents, apparently we've been on a power trip. We apologize for any inconvenience and will be looking to recuperate funds by cracking down on memecoin scams.
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The $SEC has officially approved all spot Ethereum ETFs.
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Attention all agents🚨 We have received several letters regarding the approval of Bitcoin and Ethereum spot ETF. We shall review the letters and make a decision promptly.
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The SEC has received a Solana ETF application from Black Rock. We will review Black Rocks application and make a decision by July 1st, 2024
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Attention all agents🚨 We have just told exchanges to update their Ethereum ETF filings on an "accelerated basis".
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Lots of fraudulent activity on our radar this week. Badges on, we're only entering day 5🦅
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A lot of blood in the water today with degen.fund mints flooding into the market. We're monitoring the markets very closely and will report our findings throughout the day.. Come speak with our agents to learn more about the situation: t.me/sectaskforce
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It has come to our attention that @pumpdotfun has come back online. Please consult w/ our agents in the $SEC Telegram for the latest. t.me/sectaskforce
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Matrix attacked, the SEC Agents prevailed It's time to raise the bar! Drop your best $SEC memes below 👇
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Hacker @STACCoverflow has breached @pumpdotfun security measures. Investigation underway, stay tuned
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Badges on chads, hodl the line. $SEC
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.@JupiterExchange Our PR for $SEC has been submitted. Thank you! 8t5FggSQmHR8Q3xKg6dpopdYQRMGjWmqD2k7cb2HmguX
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Dear @CoinMarketCap The S.E.C. has submit our request to list on your platform, please see reference #916272 Thank you for your time and consideration Sincerely, The $SEC Team
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