@secpost

here's to feeling bad all the time

 Canada
Joined February 2020
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Give me your stems, your seeds, your bags of shake yearning to be smoked, the wretched refuse of your teeming stash
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For decades law enforcement officers have been allowed to kill dogs with impunity. FBI Director Kash Patel dares to ask: what if we could also fuck them?
The Tennessee Holler
@TheTNHollerSep 15
“Why would you even get into beastiality?” Trump’s FBI Director Kash Patel attempts to explain why he’s relaxing the beastiality rules against FBI agents 😬
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woke: skipping the new Harry Potter show because jk Rowling is a bigoted piece of shit woker: skipping the new Harry Potter show because you're an adult with good taste
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If Xanax is more dangerous than weed how come weed makes me feel like I'm going to die and Xanax makes me feel like I can never die
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watching home alone 2 with my family and my uncle keeps muttering "try that in a small town"
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trying to fit in in the family group chat
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Doug @Rushkoff says that the ethic of today's "entrepreneur" is to #GoMeta - don't provide a product or a service, simply find a way to be a predatory squatter on a chokepoint between people who do useful things and people who use those things.
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Sam 👁️@SamtheNightOwl17 Feb 2023
lmao you could've said the same thing about americans re: gay marriage 20 years ago or civil rights 65 years ago. who cares what the majority thinks
Batya Ungar-Sargon
@bungarsargon17 Feb 2023
60% of Americans believe gender is biological. Smearing the view of the majority of Americans as bigotry and trying to ban it from debate in the public sphere is not about human rights. It's about a tiny college-educated elite believing it has the right to control public opinion.
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Hearing unconfirmed reports that Sizzler is the choice of America
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Goatstein@MandelaFace7 Feb 2023
Replying to @NotABigJerk
morning twitter: normalize👏wearing👏a👏jacket👏when 👏it's👏windy👏 evening twitter: it's rude to talk to your friends
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"Most tweeters don't post replies like this" yeah no shit most tweeters suck at posting
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@secpost30 Jan 2023
Replying to @kalieshorr @yumcoconutmilk
sex scenes in PG movies screwed me up bad, now I can't bust unless a camera pans to the nearby window
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Elon please add a button to let me filter the quote tweets so I only see the ones talking shit, thank you
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Nat Carnegie@Nat_Carnegie19 Jan 2023
Replying to @DanMalleck
We are awash as a society in the glorification of alcohol and yet the common sense suggestion that anything more than modest consumption is not good for our health - a proposition for which there is boatloads of evidence - is said to be damaging and ideological. C’mon – at Victoria, British Columbia
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Rob@robrousseau2 Jan 2023
Replying to @NeillBlomkamp
Those are speed cracks
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infamusjax@infamusjax30 Dec 2022
Replying to @teslaeconomist
Got my dad to finally invest a good chunk into bitcoin, but unfortunately had it staking on Celsius… nowhere near $10m, but I share the same feeling.
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farted then convinced my wife it was her, call that gaslighting
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FuckCars@FuckCarsReddit31 Dec 2022
I recently went to a holiday dinner in the suburbs. I decided to walk instead of driving there. It was interesting to physically experience the progressive descent into car-dependency. Below is a picture 🧵 of my 20km five hour walk (1/44):
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electricj@electricj1123 Dec 2022
Replying to @CEOofFuggy
The Robertson, or "square"-head screw as you so childishly call it is the ONLY valuable contribution the western world has made to the field of engineering since stealing metalworking from the Arabs. Educate yourself.
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My doctor will only prescribe me a few Ativans at a time
Patrick Lockwood
@AlobhaPatrick18 Dec 2022
Men, what’s keeping you from looking like this?
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