your academic work has no merit.

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Postdoc : “ journal came back and said I have to do something. Let me send it to you to see what you think.” Me: “… just do exactly what they say.”
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Me: postdoc I need this paper back. Postdoc : ok. Me when I say jump what do you do? Postdoc : what is jump ? Think I need a new postdoc.
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This tweet has aged poorly #VirtualQE
Good luck to all candidates taking the first-ever virtual #Surgery #QualifyingExam this week!
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vm.tiktok.com/vJDoXT/ stop it with the dove commercials and stuff too god
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Write drunk Edit sober Peer review high
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Had a Zoom faculty meeting on how to use Zoom. A week after faculty were required to move everything online.
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Still looking for an ms or phd postdoc for med device work and clinical trials #engineer #postdoc
Who wants to do #Medicaldevices and translate to industry. Looking for #postdoc paid blah blah
Hiring a #postdoc for lab. Needs to know #bmep
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Although the existence of black holes is now almost universally accepted, nobody has actually seen one. The first results from the @EHTelescope—to be presented tomorrow—are raising hopes that an image of a black hole may be on the horizon. @NewsfromScience fcld.ly/qt42bbi
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Mitochondria burn a lot of energy #ExpBio2019
#ExpBio2019 learned from the poster session there is a critical need for better models of vaping in mice.
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#ExpBio learned fat mice who get fed a lot get fatter at the poster session
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Dolphin study provides new insights into relationship between genitalia form and function: ow.ly/v7xB50p6W9g #ExpBio @mtholyoke @anatomymeeting
#EB2019 headed to Orlando. Ready to view 8.5x11 inch PowerPoint printed posters. So excited !!!!
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Happy new year
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Replying to @anonymousprofs
From our discipline (pure math)
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