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Seattle, WA
Joined July 2013
HELLO IT'S US, JUST HOPPING INTO YOUR TIMELINE TO SAY THAT WE'VE BEEN CALLING HIM BAE INSLEE FOR YEARS AND HAVE ALWAYS ACKNOWLEDGED HIS GENERAL HOTNESS, THAT IS ALL. — The Original Jay Inslee Swoon Club
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For those of you still listening to us: Do you want more Seattlishes to exist in the future? Maybe! We wouldn't have existed without KUGS, and this scholarship would allow more WWU students to have this life-changing experience. Please give it your money. vikingfunder.com/project/132…
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For those of you still listening to us: Do you want more Seattlishes to exist in the future? Maybe! We wouldn't have existed without KUGS, and this scholarship would allow more WWU students to have this life-changing experience. Please give it your money. vikingfunder.com/project/132…
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Popping back in to say that Jose is a dear friend of Seattlish and we would love for you to help him out. xitter.cf/thebeigeone/status/100…
Was diagnosed with kidney failure in April 2013. In May 2018, recvd a transplant kidney. Now, due to immuno suppressant drugs, I can't work for 3 mos. A group of friends made the following gofundme cmpgn, plz help in ne way u can, or spread the word. Thx! gofundme.com/jose039s-post-k…
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The City is opening a cold weather shelter from February 18 through February 20 in light of the extended forecast for overnight temperatures around freezing. The shelter will be open from 7 PM to 7 AM at the Seattle Center Exhibition Hall (301 Mercer Street, Seattle, WA 98109)
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OK THANKS WE LOVE YOU BYE.
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Update: We survived and it was very fun and soothing. Thanks to @UrbanFloat for a salty good time. Now we’re gonna go eat pizza.
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Also Tom Brady is the human equivalent of single-ply toilet paper and we hope he cries into the worlds saddest skinless chicken breast on the flight home.
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We have historically not been fans of eagles, but we are very happy that a bird team beat the team that Donald Trump likes. Congrats, Philly!!! It’s fun to win Super Bowls!!!
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Happy holidays from some Christmas witches.
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Logging in to say that Jimmy Graham does not get enough credit for having a truly exquisite butt.
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Seahawks fans enjoying a steaming cup of the rest of the nation's hate
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Seattlish retweeted
The Seahawks score again
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I love Luke Willson so much.
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Better, Blair. #GoHawks
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