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New Orleans, Earth
Joined September 2013
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I’m hanging up the cleats. It’s not goodbye, it’s see you later @twitter
Have You Ever Wanted Wild Success Gambling? Buy My Ebook Today. #ad
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There’s a special place (in hell) for people who sneak their bandaid ass toes through the cracks between airplane seats 😷
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lmao
Enjoying a Wolf Spritzer at El Presidente restaurant here in DC.
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The Cat in the Hat (2003)
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Happy Pride from the CPAP Store
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There’s an official Lego advertisement where this guy gets racial profiled and abused by the cops
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lean and sprite combo>>
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How I imagine bartenders perceive me when I come back the following day asking if they’ve seen my car keys and bag (I was wearing green man)
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Dog at the park named rizzie humping all the other dogs
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Friendship ended with WonkaBox, now DuneBox is my best friend #XboxDunePartTwoSweepstakes
Straight from Arrakis – it's the world's first floating controller 🏜🎮 Follow and RT with #XboxDunePartTwoSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom #DuneMovie Xbox Series S package. Ages 18+. Ends 03/25/24. Rules: xbx.lv/3uzx5uZ Watch #‌DuneMovie only in theaters March 1.
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Straight from Arrakis – it's the world's first floating controller 🏜🎮 Follow and RT with #XboxDunePartTwoSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom #DuneMovie Xbox Series S package. Ages 18+. Ends 03/25/24. Rules: xbx.lv/3uzx5uZ Watch #‌DuneMovie only in theaters March 1.
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One of the managers at my work replied all and spelled the word “enicle”
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Alazhar University in Gaza, where I did my first degree in English Literature, before and after the barbaric Israeli onslaught on Gaza.
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Replying to @bepryor
Tyreek: "Cherished Crystal. Thou knowest I had rather a thousand ruffians accost me than I harm the babe. The wheels of injustice turn unabated." Crystal:"Forsooth, my dove. I alone bear the blame and the shame. Oh, unrequited affection didst cause my retort."
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Whenever I see 3 brown hair girls I’m like wow this is just like the Haim sisters
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Without looking, does anyone think they can spell my last name?
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Me on acid about to explain to the waiter why I’m not paying for 64 oysters
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