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💀 accidental bestseller of romantic horror and gore 🧜‍♀️ award-winner of sapphic mermaid books 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 married lesbian 🦓 hEDS and doing my best

Joined July 2013
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It's almost here! All the extra Carmilla & Laura Deluxe Editions will be for sale in my website shop on November 4th! Additionally, extra merch items and paperbacks will also be available. Patr30n members have early access (right now!) but soon you can get your copy too!
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KORRASAMI ARE MARRIED OH MY GODDDDDD THEY MARRIEDDDDD
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everyone lock in….there’s a gothic yuri novel game about a lesbian nun trying to save her lover from a plague that takes over their home. it will be released in 2027 and you can wishlist it now on steam
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🩸 ART RAFFLE 🩸 In honor of this new stage, I decided to run a raffle for a halfbody illustration with a BG! It will also be held on my BS. The winner will be shared across both social medias. So you can double your chances of winning by participating there as well Good luck!
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~"Drown" YCH Auction~ SB: $230 MI: $10 AB: $400 END: After a highest bid has stayed for 2 days Reposts are appreciated❤️ Rules& examples are in comments
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never in my life have i seen a nintendo character w this level of aura holy shit
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Me too, sara 😌 anyone else obsessed with these two? #thelovers
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Je vous presente mon dessin au pastel gras de Poison Ivy 🌱
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Happy bi month to my fav bi4bi sapphics!!
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I found this cat poisoned and in critical condition. She needed emergency intestinal surgery and is now hospitalized receiving treatment, but I cannot cover the 1,792 MAD ($179) bill. Please help if you can🙏 paypal.me/catskingdom21 or you can contact the clinic directly to help.
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Nothing strokes your ego quite like google searching for book tropes to find comp titles for your book, and your own book comes up as a recommendation 💕
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This is why I've been away. This week, I rescued three tiny kittens while also trying to save one of my beloved cats from FIP. It's been physically, emotionally, and financially exhausting, but I'll never stop fighting for them. ❤️
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My cat will check on me if I laugh too hard because she's worried I'm crying, and if I'm actually crying she will let me cry on her and won't leave until I'm done. The record is 45 minutes. She was soaked in tears and didn't care. Cats love so hard.
"Cats don't actually love you" A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food. Don't you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it's helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family. Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
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Hey there~ Decided to take some coms~ feel free to DM Also layout by @dondridee because layouting is my weakness
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AO3 has received the divine mandate of the pope
Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound. vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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omg!!!!! (I guess my p4tr0ns saw this coming)
More Bubbline incoming. #AdventureTime: Bubblegum and Marceline, a new Max Original series, is coming soon.
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Today I fed this beautiful hungry cat 🐱❤️, but I’m still overwhelmed by stress. Only five loyal supporters helped after my appeal, and sadly it’s not enough for vet bills and daily care. My savings for the cats are almost gone, and I don’t know how I can keep going. 💔
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space lesbian flag
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Lately, I'm seeing a huge number of homeless kittens in my area. Sadly, most people here don't leave food or water for them. I'm doing my best to care for them, but I now have less than $100 left and don't know how I'll make it to the end of the month. Paypal.me/catskingdom21
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“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl
A fascinating fact in history: Ancient Egyptians believed women were goddesses because they could create life.
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