Stand-up Philosopher

Venice, Los Angeles
Joined March 2009
“A book’s not supposed to be a mirror; it’s supposed to be a door.” —Fran Lebowitz
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The city is full of traffic, people and stress. Our worlds are full of wonder, magic and passion. 🤜✨🧡 Choose unordinary.
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A piece I wrote this morning at my mother's hospital bedside that connects my childhood vacations in Seaside Heights to a Toms River medical center. link.medium.com/6LLObNNSyQb
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Expectations are illusions
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Minus the stairs, Ripley would have been four episodes, tops
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The Get Lit family is proud to honor the memory and spirit of writer/producer Paul Eckstein with the Paul Eckstein Scholarship Fund. Donations made in Paul’s name will provide young writers with scholarships. Go to getlit.org to donate
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Authenticity is one of the most casually tossed-around words of the last few years, which threatens to drain it of meaning. Here’s a frame that breathed new life into it for me: Being authentic really just means running on instinct.
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So sweet of Chicago to dye its river green to celebrate @Hulu’s 15th anniversary
Chicago, all this green for our 15th anniversary? Wow. You shouldn't have! #Hulu15
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We did it! So proud of the Hulu team for winning this PGA award for our Only Murders in the Building after-show!
The Award for Outstanding Producer of Short-Form Program goes to: Only Murders in the Building: One Killer Question #PGAAwards
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Does this look like the inside of your head too? It’s okay to #BeObsessed. (🎨: @the_ogarno)
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Kari Lake lost by 20,000 votes, but wouldn't concede the election. Adam Frisch was down by 600 votes and gracefully conceded. Stop trying to tell us that BOTH SIDES are the same. They're not.
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How streamers can maintain viewers in the face of relentless competition, discovery fatigue and tightening wallets was a big topic of discussion at #AdAgeNext: #Streaming. As @Hulu’s @sdonaton put it: “You have to earn your place in people’s lives every minute of every day.”
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Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, makes my heart happier than this photo of @SteveMartinToGo and Martin Short at the #Emmys.
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Congratulations to @AmandaSeyfried for taking home the #Emmys win! An inspiring step forward, indeed. 💚
This is an inspiring step forward. Congratulations to @AmandaSeyfried for winning an #Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie for #TheDropout.
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.@MichaelKeaton takes home the award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie for @DopesickonHulu! Congrats on a first-ever #Emmy win! ⭐ #Emmys #Emmys2022
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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. xitter.cf/Acyn/status/1562530929…
Greene: For our government just to say ok your debt is completely forgiven.. it’s completely unfair
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An unexpected honor to see my little ol’ book in this pile
A sampling of the thought leaders, writers, storytellers, and dreamers I admire who will impact my STR 128 promotional writing course for @ButlerCCom this semester.
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I’ve become the annoying guy who now calls everyone on my team “chefs”
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Thanks, chefs. That was fire, chefs