hayl

just noticed i now have forehead wrinkles Fml

and to top it all off somehow my dog has torn his ligament so that will be expensive 🤪 if it don't rain it pours

not me googling whether or not I can submit a noise complaint at 9pm at night, its been constant all dayyyyy

like in one room there's one of them on the drums and then in the other room there's fuckin beethoven on the piano and then there's one of the kids in their garage playing guitar that's so out of tune the cats are fuckin crying

my neighbour has been drumming all day, its not even remotely in time ffs fuck up phil collins

maybe johnny silverhand was right

cos 96 quite bitter beings like to stack their bodies high

who remembers the ps2 game dogs life where you could make the dog shit and fart everywhere

so funny to me that cky just have a bass track playing at live shows now lol

I swear I haven't felt remotely ok in years but we roll with it

Mental breaks r us

do you really want to hurt meee do you really want to make me cryyyy

Hold down and press FUCK OFFFFFFFFF

Randy, I am the liquor

nothing I hate more than bike thieves lmfao we got a call from the youth court people this week saying how the fella who attempted to steal rhys' bike was very sorry and how he won't be in that crowd again.... the wee fellas on tiktok showing off about his latest theft 🤔

my last miscarriage was the day ozzy died and I am feeling extra shit today, one year on : (

why do we even go on holiday with my parents lol every night they just drink and argue with each other and it sours the entire holiday 🤪

pints were 7 quid in limelight last night????? MAKE THESE PRICES MAKE SENSE

knocked loose last night was fuckin class even if I was stuck behind some big tall fella most of the night

so at limelight last night and bought two drinks, double morgans and fanta and a double gin and cloudy lemon.... £50 quid?! At paleface a couple of months back it was like £27 🤔