Tester of Pens, Ex-Teamer of Red things, now with a more purpley shade. Biker and Recovering Eve-Online Addict. o7 [email protected] & https://nitter.cf/t.co/QvMpQ3IQwQ
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Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
Aug 1United Kingdom
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Replying to @UK_Daniel_Card
I have seen defensive AI convinced something was benign when it was not, more often than offensive AI being used imo. That's possibly the bigger threat right now.
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
Jul 11United Kingdom
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Another year another cracking @steelcon honestly love this conference so much. Outstanding talks, and doom played via a 4g modem acting as a webcam over LTE - thats a new life goal for sure :)
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
Jul 4United Kingdom
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Replying to @UK_Daniel_Card
Literally having to do "cyber training" around the threat posed exclusively by smart glasses by Meta. meanwhile, i'm walking around the office with my phone out looking like i'm texting, recording all the keyboards and all the screens. 😅
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
4 Nov 2025United Kingdom
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Replying to @UK_Daniel_Card
I don't get the need for rage. Surely it's...
From ffmpeg: "you're welcome to submit a pull request".
From sec researcher it's: "I've given <project> all the time I'm willing to. Time for a CVE."
From user it's: "ffmpeg has a vulnerability we do not like, we'll switch to xyz"
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
24 Oct 2025United Kingdom
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Replying to @hakluke
Might be too in the weeds but the fact that for some reason it appears the world has happily renamed DLL Hijacking to DLL sideloading despite its specific meaning, and this grinds my gears.
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
21 Oct 2025United Kingdom
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Replying to @BaffledJimmy
Very similar to one of my favourite presenters on leadership and team dynamics: Nickolas Means youtu.be/099cHWSbAL8?si=2uXT…
He's done a few (3 mile island, fukashima, etc), might be worth a look :) would definitely watch you presenting similar at a con aimed at cyber.
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
7 Oct 2025United Kingdom
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Replying to @samirande_
A lack of drug addictions and a therapist.
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
6 Oct 2025United Kingdom
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Replying to @hakluke
Alva Duckwall's presentation is worth a look if you're up against 802.1x
youtu.be/rurYRDlf1Bo?si=qoVP…
There have been follow up talks in more recent confs, and tools on github that broadly automate these attacks now, but this starts at the beginning.
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
18 Jul 2025United Kingdom
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This isn't our flag. Its a sweatshop suit that vaguely resembles some aspects of our flag's design.
If you think this is our flag, you need your eyes checked.
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
13 Jul 2025United Kingdom
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Replying to @domchell
*Thinks back to his first red team washup back in 2015...*
"Okay, reporting was hell. We need a scribe. We need a dedicated f...ing scribe because none of us can be trusted to write our own notes in a legible fashion."
I still think this in 2025, there has never been a scribe.
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
12 Jul 2025United Kingdom
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Replying to @Reelix @UK_Daniel_Card
"I really like a starbucks mocha with 1 pump of mint syrup on the way to work"
Is much easier to understand, record and even if necessary recall.
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
12 Jul 2025United Kingdom
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Replying to @UK_Daniel_Card
Its a brilliant idea. Anyone who argues against it is someone who hasn't experienced attempting to explain password managers to their parents.
Honestly switching mine to "write it down in your notebook" got it clicked.
No more dogsname1!
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
11 Jul 2025United Kingdom
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Really great training sesh with @SinSinology brill workshop. Definitely recommend it and the 4 day training with @watchtowrcyber
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
4 Jun 2025United Kingdom
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Replying to @Batmanvader007 @anon_opin
They likely have 3rd party insurance for cycling in the same way you do.
Live in a house with contents insurance? Yeah?
Congrats, in the UK you're almost certainly insured for your 3rd party public liability whilst using a pedal cycle.
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
31 Aug 2024United Kingdom
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Folk usually buy road tyres for their road bikes - which come like the above. Zero central tread pattern.
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
6 Aug 2024United Kingdom
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I once ended up in a protracted twitter argument with outraged Americans suggesting I was drinking beers with kids when I said I'd use the phrase "Let's grab a brew and have a chat" with a teenager. Cuppa, Brew, Wet (and probably others) all used for tea (or coffee) over here. 😄
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
21 Jul 2024United Kingdom
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Replying to @daviskens @UK_Daniel_Card
Most layer 3+ runs Windows though. If you've lost the ability to monitor your critical infra due to your supervisory systems being blue screened, your CI is operating at risk. CNI can include a radiologist's workstation as much as it includes a turbine at a power plant.
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
21 Jul 2024United Kingdom
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Another year, another @Steel_Con. Once again proving why its one of my favourite cons to go to. Great time seeing old friends, meeting new ones and catching great talks including one on norse mythology and threat modelling 😁 also my arm now belongs to a sponsor 😅
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
9 Jun 2024United Kingdom
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Replying to @LoopingDaLoop @cyclegaz
Cyclists often do have public liability insurance. Covered by a contents insurance policy in the UK? Then using a space hopper, skipping rope, walking or on your nightly run or even riding a bicycle - you're covered for public liability.
Scriptmonkey_@scriptmonkey_
28 May 2024United Kingdom
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It's not even just the BBC. Everyone focuses on it, but the TV licence funds a number of services.
Freeview and Freesat - that's a TV licenced funded thing.
UK Broadband and Fibre rollout - that's a TV licence funded thing.