Since when have C2C been sponsored by Louis Vuitton

I've got snow!! That's me on the sofa all day tomorrow filling my face and watching tat on tv. It's 12th Night Monday so I really need to go for it before I go back to being an elite athlete with the diet of Joe Wicks.

What an inspiration. Just 17yrs old, convincing win, cool head, won't be drawn on saying anything arrogant. So pleased for him, magic. Hope he enjoys the spoils of his hard work and talent. I also hope @adilray feels a prize prat for his spiteful comments.

As we approach Hogmanay, I want to wish all my Scots mates, especially @MikeyTheBuddie and @ClaireD143 for being full-on brilliant. I want 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 to be free, but accept me as a friendly Sassenach visitor for cycling, fishing, comedy and general nonsense.

30p Lee is on his Somme (as am I, so we're like, sisters) but he is VERY SAD. At this fragile time, spare a thought for paid-for, low-IQ far-right fascists who'd sell their soul to fist-fuck our country up the arse

I'm thinking of starting a new a/c called: THAT DOESN'T NEED A FUCKING APOSTROPHE I'm on my Somme, so I'm a bit sensitive right now

Breakfast with Jack* (old bandmate). Told him Isy's BF is gigging tonight and he cheerfully reminded me of that time he was so hungover for rehearsals for a NYE gig he shat himself in the studio. * I called him Jacques LeCaque after, went straight over his head

I adore comedy, and I think 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪 are the funniest ppl on Earth. I can't think of a region that hasn't had me in stitches like ours. I'm taking my kids and their OH's to the Fringe next Summer for a 'cultural experience' (free gigs, Bucky and Lorne sausage, arrests)

Had a lovely day with my two as we see out 2024. I know I've raised them right as they always nick all my best chocs and leave the dull ones. Thieves. They have wild nights planned 2moro and I am SO excited about my Father Ted Onesie Pizza Dr Pepper Blanket Marathon.

I'm going to stop saying I like 'endurance sport.' I can ride a bike 150miles but can't keep up with my kids. Isy talks so fast I have to record her and play her half-speed, and if Porge gains another hobby I'll die. He's now got a fucking telescope.

I remember rifling in some 35yd efforts in my 1980's playground where in my head I was Socrates, managed to convince myself that West Ham scouts were watching...

Laughing with a mate about the stupid stuff we've done and how surprising it is we're still alive. 5yrs ago this w/e I knocked myself out in my loft and woke hours later deaf in one ear. Hearing returned 3 months later. Dad told me not to tell Mum, as "she worries". Yikes.

What a cum-back

While my ⚒️ are being (as expected) violated by L'pool, I have been watching 'Every which way but loose/you can'. When movies were movies. Sideburns, kipper ties, wing-hair, bellbottoms, pickup trucks, harmonica, an orang-utan and Hugh Jackman's grandad.

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