Flyover Country's fav corporate & fundraiser comic. Focused on raising awareness 4 people w/disabilities. Seen on NBC, FOX, Drybar. Dad of 2 college athletes.
In a different city each week.
Joined February 2010
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My daughter Maddie is on the autism spectrum. Life is all about schedules 4 life 2 run well. It's why she loves school. Today her teachers did a car parade 4 their students. This & the @zoom_us calls have been her highlight during the pandemic. Beautiful day! #autism #rexchapman – at Fishers, IN
When it comes to greatest athletes ever, the rest are fighting for 2nd place. To think Charles Barkley and Frank Thomas were at Auburn during the mid 80s.
Bo Jackson won the state decathlon title in high school doing only 8 events!
Was afraid of the pole vault and hated the mile run, so just got enough points in the other events to beat everyone else.
No one comes close to him as an athlete. Imagine Derek Henry or Aaron Donald playing MLB and hitting home runs and throwing runners out at home from Right Center.
You have Kelsey Mitchell...who scores over 20 pts a game every night and had 37 pts last nite, but the Dallas defense puts their physical focus on CC. I have never seen any pro basketball player guarded like this. – at Fishers, IN
Paige is not defended like this
Olivia is not defended like this
A’ja is not defended like this
Not a single player is defended like this, never before and not now.
Michael have to overcome Detroit Bad Boys, Caitlin has to overcome the ENTIRE @WNBA
INSANE!!!
Agree 100%! Sports were my savior as a kid, as so much around me at home was so messed up. The structure it brought was vital. The friendships I gained were essential. Sports helped me focus better on academics. It has greatly helped me be a better man and a better father. – at United States
My kids ask me why I won't play Payday? Last thing I want to do is play a game where I have to pay more bills.
Exactly my feelings.
Joe Cole responds to Thomas Tuchel’s comments after England’s World Cup semi-final defeat to Argentina.
🗣️ “I don’t want to hear excuses about facing strong teams. Everyone knew Argentina were the defending world champions before a ball was kicked. That’s not an excuse that was the challenge. If you want to win the World Cup, you have to beat the best.”
“You scored first and then completely abandoned your identity. The moment England took the lead, they started playing with fear instead of belief. It was like watching a small team desperately hanging on instead of a nation trying to reach a World Cup final.”
“You don’t score against Argentina and then spend the rest of the game camped inside your own penalty area. That’s football suicide. You invited pressure, gave Lionel Messi more time on the ball and practically begged Argentina to come back into the match. Against the greatest player of his generation, that’s asking to be punished.”
“The tactical approach was shocking. Instead of going for the second goal and killing the game, England retreated deeper and deeper. Every substitution sent the same message: ‘Let’s survive.’ You don’t survive against world champions you either finish them off or they finish you.”
“Don’t tell me England lost because Argentina were too good. England helped create their own downfall. This squad has enough quality to compete with anyone, but they were coached with fear instead of confidence.”
“The painful truth is England weren’t beaten by talent alone they were beaten by a lack of courage. A World Cup final was within touching distance, and it slipped away because the manager chose to protect a one-goal lead instead of chasing history. That’s a decision England will regret for years.”
I'm looking for investors for a new jeans company called Pants on Fire. If you are a 14, my new brand would have a large tag on back that said 10. 2 sizes bigger than what it says on the clothing. Call of us Liar, Liar, but our Pants are on Fire! – at Fishers, IN
For the 2nd Straight Year Sam Long brought home the highest scoring athlete at the Hamilton County Track Meet. Best I have ever seen him run. 3 meets left of his high school career. It's about to get crazy. – at Fishers, IN
This is the worst coaching I have ever seen. If I am the other team I tell my pitcher next to walk this kid and then have him throw over to 1st base...but send it high, have my 1st basemen whiff on catching it, so the ball would bean the 1st base coach. – at Indiana, USA
3 Men Looking classy for their job...while the host is dressed like he is the lead singer of Cameo. Word up Nate. U r 44 years old. 50% chance he is wearing a red codpiece. OOW! #marchmadness #cbssports – at Fishers, IN
Be a difference maker in those struggling.
scott long retweeted
A teacher told the shyest student in the class that if he pulled out a blank sheet of paper, he would give everyone a perfect score on the exam.
What the students didn't know was that both sheets of paper were blank. The teacher wanted to include him, and he succeeded.
