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@scottbrowne

My status is the baddest every time I bless the apparatus.

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Joined February 2015
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Just watched the first episode of Carrie and I’m in shock at how many seeds Mike Flanagan is already planting for the Dark Tower series. I’m sitting here grinning like an idiot.
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Goop on Ya Grinch-ass review of “Thriller”
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A functioning society would’ve outlawed this sports decades ago. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5031…
Study: Estimated 75% of NFL players who died between 2008 to 2023 had CTE

Study: Estimated 75% of NFL players who died between 2008 to 2023 had CTE

An estimated 75% of ex-NFL players who died between 2008 and 2023 had CTE, the neurodegenerative brain disease tied to high-impact sports, according to a new study.

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Two separate franchises stolen from Seattle have won a championship in their respective leagues in a span of about 18 months. This makes me feel very good and not at all like I want to drive my car off a cliff.
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Bye baseball, see you again in like 9 months.
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It’s unreal how many Brewers fans are at this game. The Rays can’t draw fans even in the World Series. Get major league baseball out of Florida.
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I’d like to think that it would be extremely embarrassing for @RepMGP that the state employees’ union went out of its way to avoid endorsing her, but she’ll probably wear this as a badge of honor for some reason.
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And in case anyone thinks that maybe they’re playing it safe around the state, this is the ONLY race they did this for. They’re openly endorsing republicans and they couldn’t even bring themselves to endorse MGP.
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The most important thing is that she won’t learn anything from this, so all Washingtonians will still be allowed to cut our fingers off on table saws and beat sea lions to death with impunity.
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Dame hitting threes in our threads again 🥹
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nice argument, however i have already portrayed myself as the happily retired mitch garver and you as the dejected addison barger
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Ted (@tlschwerz) profile pictureTed
@tlschwerzOct 21
Source: Former Minnesota Twins catcher Mitch Garver has officially retired after a 10-year career.
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Thank god the Seahawks let this guy walk. He sure wouldn’t be useful on this year’s team.
ESPN Insights (@ESPNInsights) profile pictureESPN Insights
@ESPNInsightsOct 19
Kenneth Walker III has 665 Rush yards this season, the most in NFL history in a player's first five games with a team! How is Walker doing it? Yards after contact! He has 369 rushing yards after contact this season! 3 of his top 5 regular season career rush yards after contact have come this season! 💪
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The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners
drew (@ImNotOwned) profile picturedrew@ImNotOwnedOct 10
Look at this stupid AI bullshit lmao
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This is genuinely depraved in a way that was probably inevitable for this administration but is still shocking on some level.
Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) profile pictureSeung Min Kim
@seungminkimOct 8
WASHINGTON (AP) — Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
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Get ready to learn depression, buddy.
Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) profile picturePete Blackburn
@PeteBlackburnOct 6
God forbid a fella commit to Trackin' the Kraken
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Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth) profile picturePete Hegseth
@PeteHegsethOct 1
No fatties. No trannies. No beardos. No weirdoes. No wimps. No radicals — JUST WARRIORS.
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Bryan Abreu, who was headed to the Twins in a deadline trade for Trevor Larnach before Astros owner Jim Crane nixed the deal, just allowed a three-run homer with Houston's season on the line.
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Struck by how much under 20-year-olds I’ve talked to hate AI, while it’s one-shotting too many 40+ guys I know. the opposite of the social media wave
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You shared your voice, generosity and heart with the Pacific Northwest for 41 years. Thank you, Rick 💙 #FarewellRick
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